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  • Archmaster, "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process - Vincent Van Gogh."
  • Greed Is Good, "A real gentleman, even if he loses everything he owns, must show no emotion. Money must be so far beneath a gentleman that it is hardly worth troubling about - Fyodor Dostoevsky."
  • Paragon Of Hate, "When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub - Louis CK."
  • The Living Renaisancer, "Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there - Will Smith."
  • New Industrial Revolution, "I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon - William F Buckley, Jr."
  • One Ring To Rule Them All, "Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see - Arthur Schopenhauer."
  • Elite, "When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him - Mike Tyson."
  • Dawn Of The World, "Society therefore is an ancient as the world - Voltaire."
  • The Ever Watching Eye, "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter - Mark Twain."
  • Meat Mastery, "Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific - Bill Cosby."
  • Chess Grandmaster, "I like the moment when I break a man's ego - Bobby Fischer."

Legendary Achievements

  • Happy Little Elf, "I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability - Oscar Wilde."
  • Part Of The Furniture, "The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agle - Robert Burns."
  • Deadly, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog - Mark Twain."
  • Walking Dead, "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age - Robert Frost."
  • Master Butcher, "A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk - James Joyce."
  • Silver Arm Of Ergoth, "Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work - Stephen King."
  • Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est, "Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand - Neil Armstrong."
  • Silver Arm Of Epitaph, "Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work - Stephen King."
  • Grandmaster Of The Craft, "Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired - Mark Twain."
  • Rock Of Epitaph, "The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family - Lee Iacoccoa."
  • Great Library Of Schematics, "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject - Winston Churchill."
  • Terrible Person, "Fuck her, seriously. I hope she's dead. I really do. I hate her. I hope she died today. Weirdly and horribly. I hope the person she loved most pushed her of a cliff, and she was just falling and screaming the whole way down, never accepting it. And then Superman swooper her up. And then dropped her from higher - Louis CK."
  • Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, "No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money - Samuel Johnson."
  • Deep Blue, "When I played Bobby Fischer, my opponent fought against organizations - the television producers and the match organizers. But he never fought against me personally. I lost to Bobby before the match because he was already stronger than I. He won normally - Boris Spassky."

Epic Achievements

  • You Can Check Out Any Time You Like, "'Relax', said the night man. 'We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave - The Eagles."
  • Bastard Operator From Hell, "Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes - Edsger Dijkstra."
  • Part Of The Ambiance, "Time moves in one direction, memory in another - William Gibson."
  • Human Assembly Line, "It is better to create than to learn! Creating is the essence of life - Julius Ceaser."
  • Master Crafter, "Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad - Fyodor Dostoevsky."
  • H8, "Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh' - Louis CK."
  • Senile, "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen - Mark Twain."
  • Big League Blueprints, "Our minds are like our stomaches; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetite - Quintillan."
  • Exquisite Exsanguination, "Some days I would go without any fire at all, and eat raw frozen meat and melt snow in my mouth for water - Buffalo Bill."
  • Royally Minted, "Labour was the first price, the original purchase - money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labour, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased - Adam Smith."
  • Consulting Detective, "I can't live without my smartphone, but I really geek on coding. It's not so much technology that I like, but puzzle solving - Sylvia Day."
  • Otherworldly Skill, "The person born with a talent they are meant to use will find their greatest happiness in using it - Johann Goethe."
  • Dangerous, "A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights - Napolean Bonaparte."
  • Fischer King, "I learned that fighting on the chess board could also have an impact on the political climate in the country - Garry Kasparov."
  • King Of Countdown, "Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often - Mark Twain."

Massive Achievements

  • Wordsmith, "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends - Martin Luther King."
  • Manufactory, "When one has finished building one's house, one suddenly realizes that in the process one has learned something that one really needed to know in the worst way - before one began - Fredrich Nietzsche."
  • Everybody Loves You Baby, "Concealed talent brings no reputation - Desiderius Erasmus."
  • Wealthy, "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy - Spike Milligan."
  • One Percenter, "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy - Spike Milligan."
  • Saturday Night Is Already For Fighting, "He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious - Sun Tzu."
  • Se7en, "From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate - Socrates."
  • Prehistoric, "How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete - C.S. Lewis."
  • Three Pipe Problem, "A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you - Erno Rubik."
  • World War Z, "It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets - Voltaire."
  • Butcher Pete, "You have to kill to survive. People have been doing it forever. I eat meat, and I eat fish. If I were on a deserted island I would need that to survive - Benicio Del Toro."
  • The Inventor, "Sameness is the mother of disgust, variety the cure - Petarch."
  • Artisan Crafter, "Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it - Henry David Thoreau."
  • Cyberwar, "We worried for decades about WMDs - Weapons of Mass Destruction. Now it is time to worry about a new kind of WMDs - Weapons of Mass Disruption - John Mariotti."
  • Tougher Than The Rest, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation - Bertrand Russell."
  • Avatar Of Stanislavski, "Acting is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life - George Eliot."
  • Artisan Of Avalon, "Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had because they didn't have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment? - Nelson Mandela."
  • Regular Fixture, "You can never plan the future by the past - Edmund Burke."
  • Be Our Guest, "Facts from paper are not the same as facts from people. The reliability of the people giving you the facts is as important as the facts themselves - Harold S. Geneen."
  • Take A Break, "I admire anyone who rids himself of an addiction - Gene Tierney."
  • Kin Of Kasparov, "You sit at the board and suddenly your heart leaps. Your hand trembles to pick up the piece and move it. But what chess teaches you is that you must sit there calmly and think about whether it's really a good idea and whether there are other, better ideas - Stanley Kubrick."

Huge Achievements

  • Street Countdown, "If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright."
  • Constant Erections, "If you're lucky as you get older, you respect the craft and it becomes a skill - Frank Langella."
  • Your Own Two Little Hands, "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day - Robert Frost."
  • Doctor Doctor, "Wherever the art of medicine is loved, there is also a love of humanity - Hippocrates."
  • Epicurian, "Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified? - Chuck Palahniuk."
  • Street Fighter, "Better to fight for something than live for nothing - George S. Patton."
  • Zombie Genocidier, "Self-defence is Nature's eldest law - John Dryden."
  • Always In Character, "I learned much more about acting from philosophy courses, psychology courses, history and anthropology than I ever learned in acting class - Tim Robbins."
  • Primal Cutter, "Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat - Douglas Coupland."
  • Flux You, "We prefer synthetic rather than natural materials. Natural products are almost too valuable. Wood is much harder to produce than metal. And metal is recyclable, while wood isn't - Helmut Jahn."
  • International Master, "Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along - Terry Pratchett."
  • The Boss Keeps On Rocking, "When they ran out of cadre men they gave me my very own platoon and said, 'Here are 63 men, try to keep as many of them alive as you possibly can.' That was one of the more harrowing experiences of my life - David Eddings."
  • On The Road, "The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate - O. Henry."
  • Extended Session, "She goes from one addiction to another. All are ways for her to not feel her feelings - Ellen Burstyn."
  • Midas Touch, "Friendship and money: oil and water - Mario Puzo."
  • Paul Bunyan, "A man doesn't plant a tree for himself. He plants it for posterity - Alexander Smith."
  • Theoretical Underpinnings, "We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective - Dave Barry."
  • Baby You're A Rich Man, "The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well - Terry Pratchett."
  • Stay A While, "We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right - Nelson Mandela."
  • Where Everybody Knows Your Name, "One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation - Oscar Wilde."
  • Riddle Me This, "The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution - Stephen Sondheim."
  • Manic Miner, "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking - William Butler Yeats."
  • Enchantrix, "I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious - Albert Einstein."
  • Scarebear, "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned - Buddha."
  • You Really Got A Hold On Me, "Showing up is not all of life - but it counts for a lot - Hilary Clinton."
  • Obsolete, "Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read - Francis Bacon."
  • Hellfire And Damnation, "The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends - Fredrich Nietzsche."

Large Achievements

  • Hell's Kitchen, "I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them - Mike Tyson."
  • Connector, "Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving - William Shakespeare."
  • Such A Lovely Place, "Lost time is never found again - Benjamin Franklinj."
  • Supernatural Talent, "Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company - George Washington."
  • Field Medic, "The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease - Voltaire."
  • Pig Iron, "Poor is the power of the lead that becomes bullets compared to the power of the hot metal that becomes types - Georg Brandes."
  • Sweet Sixteen, "To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up - Peter Gallagher."
  • Countdown Conundrum, "I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything - Steven Wright."
  • The Cure To Infection, "There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people - Howard Zinn."
  • Personal Growth, "The life so short, the craft so long to learn - Hippocrates."
  • Dangerously Addicted, "The effect of the mass media is not to elicit belief but to maintain the apparatus of addiction - Christopher Lasch."
  • Deadnoughts, "I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy - John Adams."
  • Hacktivism, "Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months - Clifford Stoll."
  • Here There And Everywhere, "wThere are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors - Jim Morrison."
  • Hi Ho Hi Ho, "Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth - Chuck Norris."
  • Lemon Party, "It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get - Confucius."
  • Ancient, "Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator - Confucius."
  • Mostly Harmless, "I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war - Albert Einstein."
  • Eastvale Lumberjack, "My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be; she loves the bare, the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane - Robert Frost."
  • Professor Layton And The Curious Survivor, "Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen - Ambrose Bierce."
  • Monied, "What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do - Bob Dylan."
  • Broad Knowledge, "Nothing is pleasant that is not spiced with variety - Francis Bacon."
  • Pwning The Pawns, "Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency - Raymond Chandler."
  • Method Actor, "With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying - Johnny Depp."
  • Money Money Money, "She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their shoes, which did not make a whole lot of sense, because probably AFTER you had walked a mile in their shoes, you would understand that they were chasing you and accusing you of the theft of a pair of shoes--although, of course, you could probably outrun them, owing to their lack of footwear - Terry Pratchett."
  • Crack Addict, "The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property - Karl Marx."
  • Secret Keeper, "A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots - Marcus Garvey."
  • Apprentice Meatsmith, "A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age - William Shakespeare."
  • Dedicated Follower Of Fashion(ing), "were in polka dots, and the next week you were in stripes."
  • Lucky In Love, "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons - Winston Churchill."

Moderate Achievements

  • Psychoschematic, "It is that range of biodiversity that we must care for - the whole thing - rather than just one or two stars - David Attenborough."
  • Bloodninja, "I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker - Robert Downey Jr."
  • A Cracking Good Time, "Property is theft - Pierre-Joseph Proudhon."
  • Fixer Upper, "The design of each element should be thought out in order to be easy to make and easy to repair - Leo Fender."
  • M-m-m-m-onster Kill!, "Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be, at the hands of his brother, never by killing him - Mahatma Gandhi."
  • Sherlock Junior, "The whole theme of Interview with the Vampire was Louis's quest for meaning in a godless world. He searched to find the oldest existing immortal simply to ask, What is the meaning of what we are? - Anne Rice."
  • Terrible Twos, "Strong characters are brought out by change of situation, and gentle ones by permanence - Jean Paul."
  • Trogdor, "A man who won't die for something is not fit to live - Martin Luther King Jr."
  • Unforgiveable Sinner, "had been responsible for too much evil to be saved."
  • Dictionary Corner, "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Vincent Lombardi."
  • Helter Smelter, "I weigh the man, not his title; 'tis not the king's stamp can make the metal better - William Wycherley."
  • Thief, "There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft....When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness - Khalid Hosseinin."
  • In The Know, "History, a distillation of rumour - Thomas Carlyle."
  • Supply And Demand, "Commerce with all nations, alliance with none, should be our motto - Thomas Jefferson."
  • Minor Celebrity, "It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it - Benjamin Franklin."
  • Competent Construction, "You either create something and you keep it a secret and you die with it, or you can benefit the craft - Vidal Sassoon."
  • Multitalented Mender, "There is one advantage to having nothing, it never needs repair - Frank Howard Clark."
  • Someone Up There Likes You, "Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party - Jimmy Buffet."
  • So This Is Christmas, "Christmas makes everything twice as sad - Doug Coupland."
  • Celebrity Murder Party, "I think there ought to be some serious discussion by smart people, really smart people, about whether or not proliferation of things like The Smoking Gun and TMZ and YouTube and the whole celebrity culture is healthy - Stephen King."
  • Wopr Whapper, "A lot of hacking is playing with other people, you know, getting them to do strange things - Steve Wozniak."
  • Sous Chef, "Swearing is industry language. For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. You've got to be boisterous to get results - Gordon Ramsay."
  • Parental Discipline, "It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it - Robert E. Lee."
  • I Cut Down Trees, "Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind - Bruce Lee."
  • Pen Tester, "Software is hard - Donald Knuth."
  • Wood Enthusiast, "Even if one tree falls down it wouldn't affect the entire forest - Chen Shui-Bian."
  • Metallica, "Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold - Mark Twain."
  • Nest Egg, "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is - Oscar Wilde."
  • Alphabet Survivor, "Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival - Winston Churchill."
  • Elo Goodbye, "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win - Mahatma Gandhi."
  • Old Age, "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age - Lucille Ball."
  • Towering Inferno, "Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean - Maya Angelou."
  • One Of The Regulars, "This dark diction has become America's addiction - Kanye West."
  • The Road Not Taken, "After all these years, I am still involved in the process of self-discovery. It's better to explore life and make mistakes than to play it safe. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life - Sophia Loren."
  • Magic Hands, "Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected - Steve Jobs."
  • Unique Contribution To Knowledge, "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem - Bill Vaughan."
  • Medical Intern, "Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine - Lord Byron."
  • Quick To The Draw, "It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things - Leonardo Da Vinci."
  • Setec Astronomy, "People sometimes ask me if it is a sin in the Church of Emacs to use vi. Using a free version of vi is not a sin; it is a penance. So happy hacking - Richard Stallman."
  • Broken Windows Theory, "'Do you know why a vandal is worse than a thief?' asked the man on the right, in a soft growl. 'A thief steals a treasure from its owner. A vandal steals it from the world' - Frances Hardinge."
  • Autograph Seeker, "A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know - Lord Byron."
  • Naughty Or Nice, "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year - Charles Dickens."
  • Have A Butchers At This, "It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest - Adam Smith."
  • Say What Again, "A bully is playing a game, one that he or she enjoys and needs. You're welcome to play this game if it makes you happy, but for most people, it will make you miserable - Seth Godin."
  • Eight Days A Week, "Showing up every day isn't enough. There are a lot of guys who show up every day who shouldn't have showed up at all - James Caan."
  • Kings And Queens, "The chess player who develops the ability to play two dozen boards at a time will benefit from learning to compress his or her analysis into less time - Marilyn vos Savant."
  • Juggernought, "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his - George S. Patton."
  • Dedicated Crafter, "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - Thomas Edison."
  • Clinkers, "After all we did for Britain, selling that corduroy and making it swing, all we got was a bit of tin on a piece of leather - George Harrison."
  • Miner Willy, "All the gold which is under or upon the earth is not enough to give in exchange for virtue - Plato."
  • Real Keeper, "Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish - Albert Einstein."

Small Achievements

  • Anger Management, "If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed - Lyndon Johnson."
  • Familiar Stranger, "It is hard to understand addiction unless you have experienced it - Ken Hensley."
  • Garbage Buffet, "If you search and search and stop searching, then ultimately you'll find what you need. It is the experience of living - Marion Cotillard."
  • One From The Top Please Carol, "How you look has become ridiculously disproportionate to what you do. Critics are more harsh on female presenters - Carol Vorderman."
  • Goal Keeper, "Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude - Thomas Jefferson."
  • Checkmate, "showed a good deal of promise at a classic game."
  • Nosy Parker, "Most of the southern hemisphere is unexplored. We had more exploration ships down there during Captain Cook's time than now. It's amazing. - Robert Balard."
  • Darkness On The Edge Of Town, "We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it - Dwight Eisenhower."
  • Trash Traveller, "We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it - John Steinbeck."
  • I Am A Lumberjack, "Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago - Warren Buffet."
  • All Bar None, "Stone Age. Bronze Age. Iron Age. We define entire epics of humanity by the technology they use - Reed Hastings."
  • Variety Is The Spice Of Life, "My range is limited - Bob Dylan."
  • The Tapestry Of Life, "A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at - Bruce Lee."
  • Burnistoun Butcher, "If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? - John Cleese."
  • Addicted To Crack, "The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs - Karl Marx."
  • Sysop, "Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems - Jamie Zawinski."
  • Domestic Goddess, "In those countries with centuries of a craft tradition behind their building methods, techniques are tightly coordinated under the direction of the architect - Arthur Erickson."
  • On A Roll, "In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept constructive criticism. Without one-hundred percent dedication, you won't be able to do this - Willie Mays."
  • Would You Do That In Your Own House, "The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles - Bob Dylan."
  • Scallywag, "To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral - Abbie Hoffman."
  • And His Daughter Clementine, "It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver - Mahatma Gandhi."
  • Source Of Admiration, "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently - Warren Buffet."
  • You Gotta Role With It, "Life's like a play: it's not the length, but the excellence of the acting that matters - Lucius Annaeus Seneca."
  • The Best Things In Life Are Free, "Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants - Benjamin Franklin."
  • Commis Chef, "My mother gave me a real kick toward cooking, which was that if I wanted to eat, I'd better know how to do it myself - Daniel Craig."
  • Hello Again, Hello, "Eighty percent of success is showing up - Woody Allen."
  • Mature, "All diseases run into one, old age - Ralph Waldo Emerson."
  • Elo Again, Elo, "I exhort you also to take part in the great combat, which is the combat of life, and greater than every other earthly conflict - Plato."
  • There Is Something Wrong With You, "He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it - Martin Luther King Jr."
  • Nosy Nelly, "Scientists have become the bearers of the torch of discovery in our quest for knowledge - Stephen Hawking."
  • Light My Fire, "Confront a corpse at least once. The absolute absence of life is the most disturbing and challenging confrontation you will ever have - David Bowie."
  • Slaughterhouse, "I don't believe in killing whatever the reason - John Lennon."
  • Movie Night, "Mankind is not likely to salvage civilization unless he can evolve a system of good and evil which is independent of heaven and hell - George Orwell."
  • Keep Watching The Skies, "We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect - Henry David Thoreau."
  • Cracking It Open, "Rape, mutilation, abuse, and theft are the natural outcome of a world in which force rules, in which human beings are objects - Chris Hedges."
  • Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree - Roy Smith."
  • Good Sport, "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting - George Orwell."
  • Addicted, "Youth is wasted on the young - George Bernard Shaw."
  • We Will Stick It With Glue, Glue, Glue, "We will find it, we will bind it, we will stick it with glue, glue, glue. We will stickle it, every little bit of it, we will fix it like new, new, new - Bagpuss mice."
  • Crafty Crafterson, "Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that - George Carlin."

Minor Achievements

  • Safe Cracker, "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff - Frank Zappa."
  • Worst Pies In Dunglen, "Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive - George Bernard Shaw."
  • Check, "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing - Emo Philips."
  • Smartypants, "If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences - H.P. Lovecraft."
  • Vandal, "One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized, cruelly mocked, but it an never be taken away unless it is surrendered - Martin Luther King Jr."
  • The Taking Part Counts, "You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else - Albert Einstein."
  • Keys Are For Losers, "Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential - Winston Churchill."
  • Winners And Losers, "When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity - George Bernard Shaw."
  • Fox Mulder Protege, "Secrecy, being an instrument of conspiracy, ought never to be the system of a regular government - Jeremy Blentham."
  • Drill Sergeant, "Back in those days intimidation was the greatest tool the drill instructor had. Without that tool, he would not have had control - R. Lee Ermey."
  • In A Cavern, "I didn't want to do metal work and get my hands all nicked up and be around guys. So I took drama because there were a lot of girls - Michael J. Fox."
  • Persistent, "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen - Albert Einstein."
  • Budding Builder, "We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master - Ernest Hemingway."
  • Boss Man, "Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships - Michael Jordan."
  • Known Associate, "Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing - Abraham Lincoln."
  • Dearly Departed, "There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating - Alfred Hitchcock."
  • Plight Of The Living Dead, "It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder - Albert Einstein."
  • Lifeline, "An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding - Robert Louis Stevenson."
  • Tree Feller, "Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe - Abraham Lincoln."
  • Haxor, "As a young boy, I was taught in high school that hacking was cool - Kevin Mitnick."
  • Bin Raker, "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies - Groucho Marx."
  • Nimble Fingers, "Pick-a-lock, Pick-a-lock, you'll regret the day, when you took a mouse thief and locked him away. Silly cat, look at that, it's two for one. A thief and a warrior, by dawn will be gone - Brian Jacques."
  • Ore What, "The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools, but the gentle touches of air and water working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time - Henry David Thoreau."
  • Network Admin, "Further, the next generation of terrorists will grow up in a digital world, with ever more powerful and easy-to-use hacking tools at their disposal - Dorothy Denning."
  • Consonant Please Carol, "If you're from a poor background, you have to work even harder. But that's what makes you who you are - Carol Vorderman."
  • Back To The Drawing Board, "Many people know so little about what is beyond their short range of experience. They look within themselves - and find nothing! Therefore they conclude that there is nothing outside themselves either - Helen Keller."
  • Jack Of Smiles, "If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends - Orson Welles."
  • A First Hit Of Crack, "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three - Elayne Boosler."
  • Alone In The Dark, "An unjust peace is better than a just war - Marcus Cicero."
  • Bootstrapping, "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education - Albert Einstein."
  • Happy Holidays, "I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it - Demetri Martin."
  • Rp Neophyte, "Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and, at the same time, selling yourself - Katherine Hepburn."
  • Trust Fund, "Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1 - Warren Buffet."
  • The Road To Hell, "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves - Victor Hugo."
  • Craftsperson, "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life - Confucius."
  • High Noon, "There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare - Sun Tzu."
  • Occasional Visitor, "Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism - Carl Jung."
  • Person Of Note, "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference - Reinhold Niebuhr."
  • Marco Polo, "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time - T.S. Eliot."
  • Undergraduate Cooking, "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad - Fredrich Nietsche."
  • Oh, Hello There, "Decisions are made by those who show up - Aaron Sorkin."
  • A Stitch In Time, "It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men - Fredrick Douglass."
  • Goooaaaaallll, "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream - C.S. Lewis."
  • Sticky Fingers, "The robb'd that smiles, steals something from the thief; He robs himself that spends a bootless grief - William Shakespeare."
  • Bug Abuser, "Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life - Michael Sinz."
  • Popped Your Cherry, "I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt - Groucho Marx."
  • Stayed The Course, "Age merely shows what children we remain - Johann Goethe."
  • Elo, I Love You, "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting - Sun Tzu."