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16th August 2013

Tiny fully grown corpses

[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: The corpse of a fully grown woman is stuffed inside the pigeon holes'
[[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: what fresh horror is this
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: it's a small corpse.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: It's got MEGABUX
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Or someone really, really wanted it in there

Dying baby incident

[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: As best you can tell, the dying baby is probably worth nothing.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: o.O
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: The harsh truth
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Is this a financial or moral assessment?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: i don't want it :-/
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: now i feel like a jerk.

A while later...
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Looks like I'm gonna go searching for food
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Jesus christ
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Where?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: 'The granite grit bin is almost empty with a dying baby'
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Aiden: success!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: :(
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: 'The dying baby looks like she will only consent to be held by Cheeky'
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Food!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Cheeky
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Did you put this here?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Aiden: cheeky had a baby!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: no :(
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Eli: you shouldn't throw away babies, they don't like it
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: You are a monster.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Come here and take this baby :p
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: :(
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Come on
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: You can't leave a baby in a bin :p
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Aiden: don't do it cheeky, it's a trap!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) The radio crackles into life, and Jericus can be heard screaming briefly.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: That's what you get for saying people are suffing babies in bins, I suppose.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw: hahaha
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw: Cheeky /was/ putting babies in bins.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Cheeky
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: you took the baby :D
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: yes
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: I am proud
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: so hey, anyone want to trade a baby for some water?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Haha
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: Well
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: it is clean and in good working order.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) The radio crackles into life, and Aiden can be heard screaming briefly.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf can be heard struggling briefly, the noises partially masked by hollow moans, before the radio cuts out again.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: this baby has a greater possibility of life than most of the survivots.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: I will give you
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: dude.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: A bottle of fouled water for it.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: i don't think i should drink fouled water.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: I don't think I should take your baby
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Jericus: But here we are

[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: dude. what are you guys doing to die so much?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Exploring outside the safe zone
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: i did that once and i came back with a baby. :-/
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: hahaha

[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw: CHEEKY PUT A DYING BABY IN A BIN
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: i did ot :(
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Drakkos*: Cheeky. :-/
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Drakkos*: Did you put a dying baby in a bin?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Drakkos*: BE HONEST
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw: She definitely did
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Hugo*: I believe my collegues
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: a little bit
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Hugo*: "a little bit"
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Drakkos*: The best bit about that
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Drakkos*: literally
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: hahaha
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Drakkos*: is I can imagine you getting the baby
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: A little bit? So... what? You put an arm in? A head?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Drakkos*: And going 'That sounds like a chore'
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Drakkos*: And just idly dumping it in a bin as you passed
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: hahaha
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: That's the first thing I thought when I found it
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: 'I wonder who put this baby here'
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: 'Oh, it was cheeky'
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: And I assumed it was a quest
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: That she just couldn't be bothered with

29th January 2014

Date Night

[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Shura: well I'm off to take a shower and get ready for date night
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Shura: not in this zombie blasted city though
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Scout: who are you date nighting?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Scout: is it cheeky?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Shura: hmmm
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Shura considers the possibilities
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Shura: Nah I think cheeky would be too busy trying to smelt the silverware to make good dinner conversation