The Great Zombie Purge of 2013

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Once, in the dead of the night, a group of brave survivors from the Winchester decided they had had enough of the 39-zombie-strong horde that plagued Heron Street. They banded together to destroy this vile undead threat.

This is their story, taken directly from the logs of one of the participants.

[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror: maybe if we all tried at the same time...
get all
You get a cheap small battery, an open copy of Caveman Cuisine, a heavy flashlight and a pump-action shotgun from the Winchester's cellar.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts opens the cellar door and leaves through, closing it behind him.
Whoops!  You tried to carry too many things and fumbled a pump-action shotgun, an open copy of Caveman Cuisine, a cheap small battery and a heavy flashlight.
put batteries, book, heavy torch in pack
Cannot find "book", no match.
Cannot find "book", no match.
> 
get all
You get a heavy flashlight, a cheap small battery, an open copy of Caveman Cuisine and a pump-action shotgun from the Winchester's cellar.
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put batteries, book, heavy torch in pack
You put two cheap small batteries, the open copy of Caveman Cuisine and the heavy flashlight in a pocket in the medium orange cotton backpack.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Group suicide?
drop gun
You drop the pump-action shotgun.
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You are slightly burdened (15%) by:
Holding : a copper carving knife (left hand) and an iron carving knife (right hand).
Wearing : a pair of purple leather biker boots, a silver corsage brooch, a pair of fashionable platinum glasses, a medium orange cotton backpack, a pair of purple vinyl jeans and a classic denim blue cami.
Carrying: a silver lighter, a white cotton poultice bag, a sewing needle, a schematic blueprint, a black pirate t-shirt, a black cotton box pleat skirt, a pair of blue vinyl biker cowboy boots, a pair of orange wool knee socks, a pair of brown lace underpants, a pair of hipster yellow lace panties, a plain red chiffon bra, a pair of blue leather cowboy boots, a pair of pink chiffon fishnet stockings, a pair of blue back lace panties, a pair of blue chiffon knee socks, a pair of purple back velvet panties, a simple radio and a cheap flashlight.
Your wallet contains one fifty-pound note, 4 twenty-pound notes, 4 ten-pound notes, 2 five-pound notes, 7 two-pound coins, 9 pound coins and 681 pence.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: I'm in!
put lighter, bag, needle in pack
You put the silver lighter, the white cotton poultice bag and the sewing needle in a pocket in the medium orange cotton backpack.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez joins too
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror: group VICTORY, more like!
Ror The Inedible opens the cellar door and leaves through, closing it behind him.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Heck, I will join too!
1240 I'm in if you're all in. One more decrepitude won't hurt
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: I'm in if you're all in. One more decrepitude won't hurt
You speak into the simple radio.
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You are slightly burdened (14%) by:
Holding : a copper carving knife (left hand) and an iron carving knife (right hand).
Wearing : a pair of purple leather biker boots, a silver corsage brooch, a pair of fashionable platinum glasses, a medium orange cotton backpack, a pair of purple vinyl jeans and a classic denim blue cami.
Carrying: a schematic blueprint, a black pirate t-shirt, a black cotton box pleat skirt, a pair of blue vinyl biker cowboy boots, a pair of orange wool knee socks, a pair of brown lace underpants, a pair of hipster yellow lace panties, a plain red chiffon bra, a pair of blue leather cowboy boots, a pair of pink chiffon fishnet stockings, a pair of blue back lace panties, a pair of blue chiffon knee socks, a pair of purple back velvet panties, a simple radio and a cheap flashlight.
Your wallet contains one fifty-pound note, 4 twenty-pound notes, 4 ten-pound notes, 2 five-pound notes, 7 two-pound coins, 9 pound coins and 681 pence.
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sell all
You sell a pair of hipster yellow lace panties, a pair of brown lace underpants, a pair of blue back lace panties, a pair of blue leather cowboy boots, a schematic blueprint, a pair of blue vinyl biker cowboy boots, a pair of purple back velvet panties and a black pirate t-shirt for $65.94.
> Old John whispers to you with a Scottish accent: I can't deal with that many things at once.
Old John seems a little distracted.
sell all
You sell a plain red chiffon bra, a pair of orange wool knee socks, a black cotton box pleat skirt, a pair of pink chiffon fishnet stockings and a pair of blue chiffon knee socks for $45.68.
> Old John seems a little distracted.
inventory
You are slightly burdened (7%) by:
Holding : a copper carving knife (left hand) and an iron carving knife (right hand).
Wearing : a pair of purple leather biker boots, a silver corsage brooch, a pair of fashionable platinum glasses, a medium orange cotton backpack, a pair of purple vinyl jeans and a classic denim blue cami.
Carrying: a simple radio and a cheap flashlight.
Your wallet contains 2 fifty-pound notes, 6 twenty-pound notes, 5 ten-pound notes, 4 five-pound notes, 7 two-pound coins, 9 pound coins and 843 pence.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: Where are we dying^W going?
Old John pays full attention to his surroundings once more.
exam pack
Old John pays full attention to his surroundings once more.
This is a medium sized backpack, of the kind used by university students, or bicycling businesspeople.  It's made of orange cotton, and looks as if it could hold a reasonable amount of stuff.
The medium orange cotton backpack has two main pockets and one side pocket.
It is over a quarter full with: a sewing needle, a white cotton poultice bag, a silver lighter, a heavy flashlight, an open copy of Caveman Cuisine, two cheap small batteries and a first aid kit.
It is in decent condition.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts opens the cellar door and comes through, closing it behind him.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts opens the cellar door and leaves through, closing it behind him.
1240 Heron Street, a few south from the junction with Alphabet Street
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Heron Street, a few south from the junction with Alphabet Street
You speak into the simple radio.
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up
You go through the cellar door, opening and closing it behind you.
The Winchester's main bar (very brightly lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
While it was probably never the world's most salubrious location before the crisis, recent events have taken their toll on this shabby, barricaded pub.  The windows have been heavily fortified with boards, bricks and corrugated iron.  The main door into the pub likewise has heavy-duty barricading, with access permitted via the use of a set of sturdy metal bars.  The room itself is dominated by the wooden counter of the bar.  Above the counter is what is almost certainly a reproduction winchester rifle.  A pool table, looking somewhat out of place in this austere fortified position, stands off in a corner, and a jukebox is silent in the corner.  A cheap clock on the wall behind the counter ticks off the hours of the apocalypse.
There are four obvious exits: north (clear), south (closed door), up (clear) and down (closed door).
Shawn is sitting on the pool table and Survivor cheeky The Inedible, Demonoid The Inedible and Eli Of Hearts are standing here.
An information poster are hanging from a nearby wall and a faction donation box is fixed to the wall.
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> Survivor cheeky The Inedible asks Shawn a question about "mission".
Shawn whispers to Survivor cheeky The Inedible.
Shawn whispers to Survivor cheeky The Inedible.
south
You go through the south door, opening and closing it behind you.
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are three obvious exits: east (clear), west (clear) and north (closed door).
Mr Martinez Of Hearts and an alley cat are standing here.
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west
Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves west.
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are four obvious exits: east (clear), west (clear), north (locked door and closed door) and south (clear).
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is standing here.
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> Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves west.
west
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are four obvious exits: north (clear), east (clear), west (clear) and south (closed door).
Mr Martinez Of Hearts and Merk are standing here.
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west
Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves west.
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are four obvious exits: east (clear), west (clear), north (closed door) and south (clear).
Mr Martinez Of Hearts and a tom cat are standing here.
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> Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves west.
west
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are four obvious exits: north (clear), east (clear), west (clear) and south (closed door).
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is standing here.
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west
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are two obvious exits: east (clear) and west (the chain-link fence).
A chain-link fence is stretched across the street and an information poster is hanging from a nearby wall.
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west
You attempt to climb the chain-link fence, but fail to make any headway.
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west
You attempt to climb the chain-link fence, but fail to make any headway.
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west
You leap onto the fence, wriggling your hands and toes into the chains as you scale up and over.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are three obvious exits: north (clear), east (clear) and southeast (clear).
Ror The Inedible is standing here.
An information poster is hanging from a nearby wall.
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Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are two obvious exits: south (clear) and northwest (clear).
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Heron Street (barely lit)
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are three obvious exits: south (clear), north (clear) and west (closed door).
Two decaying zombies, a crumbling zombie, a stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling and six quick zombies, a fresh zombie corpse, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, two decaying zombies, a rotting walker, five swift zombies, a child zombie, a crumbling zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie and a slow walker are standing here.
> Ror The Inedible arrives from the northwest.
Everything seems so very hard to focus upon.
Ror The Inedible nods.
say just south of here...
You say: just south of here...
> 
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You are slightly burdened (7%) by:
Holding : a copper carving knife (left hand) and an iron carving knife (right hand).
Wearing : a pair of purple leather biker boots, a silver corsage brooch, a pair of fashionable platinum glasses, a medium orange cotton backpack, a pair of purple vinyl jeans and a classic denim blue cami.
Carrying: a simple radio and a cheap flashlight.
Your wallet contains 2 fifty-pound notes, 6 twenty-pound notes, 5 ten-pound notes, 4 five-pound notes, 7 two-pound coins, 9 pound coins and 843 pence.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: oh man, it's morning. yay
emote readies her weapons
You emote: April Of Hearts readies her weapons
> The putrid aroma of decay clashes with the freshness of the air.
1240 Who's coming to throw down with us?
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Who's coming to throw down with us?
You speak into the simple radio.
> Ror The Inedible grins.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf will be there inna moment
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: does john no longer sell whisky or did you all drink it :(
Ror The Inedible says with a Scottish accent: i think I saw merk a few rooms back
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: On my way!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: hic
1240 Hic
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Hic
You speak into the simple radio.
> Merk arrives from the northwest.
syntax group
Ror The Inedible salutes smartly.
Forms of syntax available for the command 'group':
group request on <description> 
group assist list 
group request off 
group list friends 
group list [with] <player> 
group invite <person> 
group leader <member> 
group kick <member> 
group lose <member> 
group assist <member> 
group help <sub-command> 
group join <existing member> 
group unassist <member> 
group follow <member(s)> 
group unfollow <member(s)> 
group say <message> 
group rename <new name> 
group emote <message> 
group create <name> 
group list 
group history 
group members 
group report 
group leave 
group status 
group disband 
> Merk says with an Irish accent: Looks scary down there
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez wanted to make a cocktail
group create WeAreGonnaDie
You begin an adventuring group.
[WeAreGonnaDie] You have joined the group.
[WeAreGonnaDie] You are now the leader of the group.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: Sounds like cooking, good luck!
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Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are two obvious exits: south (clear) and northwest (clear).
Merk and Ror The Inedible are standing here.
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> Ror The Inedible says with a Scottish accent: that's what they /want/ you to think
group invite merk,ror
You can only invite one person at a time.
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group invite merk
[WeAreGonnaDie] Merk has been invited by you.  
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group invite ror
[WeAreGonnaDie] Ror The Inedible has been invited by you.  
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: molotov cocktail
[WeAreGonnaDie] Merk has joined the group.
Merk is requesting to be able to follow you.  Use 'follow accept merk'.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Merk requests to follow you and you request to follow him.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Ror has joined the group.
Ror The Inedible is requesting to be able to follow you.  Use 'follow accept ror'.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Ror requests to follow you and you request to follow him.
follow accept merk
You accept the follow request from Merk.
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follow accept ror
Merk accepts the follow request from you.
You accept the follow request from Ror The Inedible.
> Ror The Inedible accepts the follow request from you.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
look
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are two obvious exits: south (clear) and northwest (clear).
Merk and Ror The Inedible are standing here.
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> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: no elorf, not yet :P
1240 heh
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: heh
You speak into the simple radio.
> [WeAreGonnaDie] Ror: oh man, we're sitting ducks
look s
Heron Street (barely lit)
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are three obvious exits: south (clear), north (clear) and west (closed door).
Two decaying zombies, a crumbling zombie, a stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling and six quick zombies, a fresh zombie corpse, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, two decaying zombies, a rotting walker, five swift zombies, a child zombie, a crumbling zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie and a slow walker are standing here.
> You are psychologically broken.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: That kid's so eager
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: i don't know for sure, but i'm pretty sure maw (accidentally?) made it impossible to make molotovs
Out of nowhere, you recall a piece of music that you associate with happier times in your life.  The memory is striking in its intensity, and you can feel it strengthen your resolve.  You can handle this world.
You have new mail.
To the northeast, you see a smoke column.
1240 We who are about to die... knew what we were getting into
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: We who are about to die... knew what we were getting into
You speak into the simple radio.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: I remember molotovs form alpha
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: only with petrol I believe
A gust of wind rustles your clothes as it catches the odd, unsecured section.
Demonoid The Inedible arrives from the northwest.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: whisky worked a few days ago
Merk is emiting a pretty smelly odour - a heady bouquet of viscera and blood reaches your nostrils.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: oh. alright then.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: I used to fill them from my 10 gallon capacity lighter
Demonoid The Inedible leaves northwest.
To the northeast, the smoke column disappears.
say ready?
You ask: ready?
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf is so excited and he just can't hide it
Mr Martinez Of Hearts arrives from the northwest.
Merk says with an Irish accent: READY
Ror The Inedible asks with a Scottish accent: why not?
Elorf arrives from the northwest.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts says with a German accent: let's count the elites
Elorf and Mr Martinez Of Hearts leave northwest.
emote tries to muster some courage
Elorf and Mr Martinez Of Hearts arrive from the northwest.
You emote: April Of Hearts tries to muster some courage
> Elorf exclaims: Yo!
group invite elorf
[WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf has been invited by you.  
> [WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf has joined the group.
Elorf is requesting to be able to follow you.  Use 'follow accept elorf'.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf requests to follow you and you request to follow him.
follow accept elorf
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stops following Elorf.
You accept the follow request from Elorf.
> Elorf begins keeping a close eye on you.
say Let's do this thing!
You exclaim: Let's do this thing!
> 
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the fresh zombie corpse stops playing dead, right before your very eyes.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are three obvious exits: south (the muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the slow zombies, one of the slow zombies, one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
Two decaying zombies, a crumbling zombie, a stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling and six quick zombies, a sleeper zombie, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, two decaying zombies, a rotting walker, five swift zombies, a child zombie, a crumbling zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie and a slow walker are standing here.
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Merk, Ror The Inedible and Elorf arrive from the north.
Six quick zombies, four decaying zombies, the sleeper zombie, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, the rotting zombie, the rotting walker, six swift zombies, two crumbling zombies, the child zombie, the old zombie, three slow zombies, three stumbling walkers, the muscular zombie, the shambling zombie and the slow walker move aggressively towards you!
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the slow zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The shambling zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The old zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the crumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies, one of the decaying walkers and the child zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Two quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The rotting walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The rotting zombie throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
The sleeper zombie and one of the decaying zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies prepares to engage you!
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 899 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up on the sidelines.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge you!
You are knocked prone onto your back!
You move from on the sidelines to in the scrum.
You cannot help but yield your ground to one of the swift zombies's charge.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the decaying walkers lunges at you.
One of the stumbling zombies bites at your right leg.
The shambling zombie tears at your head with his fingernails.
One of the stumbling walkers shreds your chest with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The stumbling walker's pair of black vinyl biker cowboy boots is hit with some of the stains.
The muscular zombie tears at your right arm with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your left arm with his teeth.
You are being slightly disadvantaged in defence by your burden.
One of the stumbling zombies tears at your stomach with his fingernails.
The rotting walker savagely tears at your right leg with his teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The slow zombie's Dunglen United away shirt is hit with some of the stains.
The child zombie tears at your right leg with his fingernails.
One of the decaying walkers slices open your right arm with decaying walker's hand.
One of the quick zombies pursues Ror The Inedible.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 727 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
One of the quick zombies slices open your left arm with quick zombie's hand.
One of the decaying zombies bites at your head.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into your left arm.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's pair of yellow polyester knee socks, the swift zombie's pair of white canvas sandals and the sleeper zombie's pair of plain orange velvet panties are hit with some of the stains.
You are being somewhat advantaged in defence by your energy levels.
One of the quick zombies slices open your right hand with quick zombie's hand.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into your right leg.
One of the stumbling zombies tears at your chest with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices open your right leg with swift zombie's bite.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April screams briefly, then falls silent.
You gain control of your limbs once more and can stand once again.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> One of the decaying walkers prepares to engage.
One of the stumbling walkers prepares to engage.
Maestro tells you:  You are far too broken to survive in this world - so broken that there's nothing really new I can do to you to punish you for dying.  Instead, I've docked all your earned experience, and I will continue to do that each time you die.  If you get one of your decrepitudes dealt with, I'll go back to inflicting those on death.  Life, or rather, 'death',  is wall to wall joy here in Epitaph.
The stumbling walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of viscera and blood is especially sharp.
One of the slow zombies prepares to engage.
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
One of the quick zombies pursues Ror The Inedible.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Merk's right foot with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the stumbling walkers shreds Merk's head with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The muscular zombie's pair of blue velvet fencenet stockings and the stumbling zombie's purple chiffon shirt are hit with some of the stains.
The slow walker shreds Merk's right arm with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The slow zombie's pair of red silk sports socks, the swift zombie's pair of flashing purple leather trainers and the rotting zombie's pair of circular electrum glasses are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's left leg with her fingernails.
One of the decaying walkers savagely tears at Merk's left hand with his teeth.
The rotting zombie tears at Merk's chest with her fingernails.
One of the stumbling zombies tears at Merk's stomach with his fingernails.
The rotting walker slices rotting walker's hand deeply into Merk's neck.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The stumbling zombie's pink vinyl v-neck sweater and the swift zombie's pair of orange boxer shorts are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies slices open Merk's left leg with quick zombie's hand.
One of the decaying zombies tears at Merk's stomach with her fingernails.
One of the stumbling zombies prepares to engage.
One of the decaying zombies tears at Merk's back with her fingernails.
One of the crumbling zombies bites at Merk's right hand.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's bite deeply into Merk's right arm.
One of the crumbling zombies bites at Merk's right leg.
One of the stumbling zombies bites at Merk's left arm.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's bite deeply into Merk's left leg.
One of the slow zombies tears at Merk's head with his fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) The radio crackles into life, and Merk can be heard screaming briefly.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts arrives from the north.
The rotting zombie prepares to engage.
The muscular zombie lunges at you.
The rotting zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
One of the stumbling zombies lunges at you.
One of the stumbling zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with his fingernails but he just dodges out of the way.
The shambling zombie bites at Ror The Inedible's right leg.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Ror The Inedible's left leg with his fingernails but he just dodges out of the way.
The slow walker savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's bronze dragon brooch is hit with some of the stains.
The slow walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
One of the slow zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's left arm with her fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The muscular zombie tears at Ror The Inedible's chest with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left leg with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right leg with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  Merk's blue kendo breastplate and the swift zombie's pair of orange chiffon knee socks are hit with some of the stains.
The rotting zombie tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her fingernails.
The rotting walker bites at Ror The Inedible's left foot but he just dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The decaying zombie's blue polyester tracksuit top is hit with some of the stains.
The child zombie tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with his fingernails.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Ror The Inedible's head with his fingernails but he just dodges out of the way.
The sleeper zombie tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the decaying zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's left arm with her fingernails.
One of the decaying zombies bites at Ror The Inedible's chest.
One of the quick zombies slices open Ror The Inedible's left arm with quick zombie's hand.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Slow walker's is hit with some of the stains.
One of the crumbling zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's left arm with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's bite deeply into Ror The Inedible's chest.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's pair of white rubber dress shoes and the crumbling zombie's ornate bronze ring are hit with some of the stains.
One of the crumbling zombies bites at Ror The Inedible's left leg.
Ror The Inedible's cotton orange pocket t-shirt breaks!
One of the quick zombies slices open Ror The Inedible's left arm with quick zombie's hand.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The stumbling walker's pair of green velvet dress socks is hit with some of the stains.
One of the stumbling zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's head with his fingernails.
One of the quick zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's right arm with her fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's left leg.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  Crumbling zombie's and quick zombie's are hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies slices open Ror The Inedible's face with swift zombie's bite.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  Your pair of fashionable platinum glasses and stumbling zombie's are hit with some of the stains.
One of the slow zombies bites at Ror The Inedible's back.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) The radio crackles into life, and Ror can be heard screaming briefly.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
Elorf says: Woa
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's face on his iron garden fork.
The stumbling zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
One of the quick zombies bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg but he just dodges out of the way.
The crumbling zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially fragrant.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the quick zombies deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but he just dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with his fingernails but he deftly dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the quick zombies deeply in the face with his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The decaying zombie's pair of grey vinyl plain trainers is hit with some of the stains.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' head with his fingernails but he deftly dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's head with his steel carving knife.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm with his fingernails.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm with his fingernails but he just dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the quick zombies deeply in the face with his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's neck with his steel carving knife.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's some pence and the quick zombie's pair of striped green wool tracksuit bottoms are hit with some of the stains.
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The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies, one of the swift zombies, the shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
The muscular zombie throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Two swift zombies, one of the decaying zombies and one of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The old zombie and one of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the crumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the decaying walkers and the child zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the crumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The rotting walker, two decaying zombies, the rotting zombie, one of the stumbling zombies, one of the decaying walkers, the sleeper zombie and one of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the quick zombies deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left foot with his fingernails but he deftly dodges out of the way.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but he dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with his fingernails.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but he easily dodges out of the way.
The muscular zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially aromatic.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right hand but he just dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's left leg with his steel carving knife.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The decaying zombie's chiffon white pocket t-shirt and the crumbling zombie's pair of white boxer shorts are hit with some of the stains.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially noticeable.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's face on his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's right arm with his steel carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, six quick zombies, four decaying zombies, a sleeper zombie, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, a rotting walker, six swift zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The stumbling zombie's pair of flashing blue vinyl trainers and the slow walker's 2 pound coins and some pence are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with his fingernails.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's face on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's pair of brown satin sports socks is hit with some of the stains.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's left arm with his steel carving knife.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's pair of striped brown linen tracksuit bottoms, the slow zombie's some pence and the child zombie's pair of purple boxer shorts are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's left leg with his fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky hangs her head.
A bluebottle lands on your arm for a moment before taking off and heading away..
Elorf appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Elorf studies Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, six quick zombies, four decaying zombies, a sleeper zombie, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, a rotting walker, six swift zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but he dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's right foot with his fingernails.
The slow zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially aromatic.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's chest with his teeth.
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's chest with his teeth.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's chest with his steel carving knife.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's bite deeply into Elorf's stomach.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, six quick zombies, four decaying zombies, a sleeper zombie, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, a rotting walker, six swift zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but he easily dodges out of the way.
Sleeper zombie dies.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's face on his iron garden fork.
One of the quick zombies bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' head but he easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's face on his iron garden fork.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but he easily blocks the blow with his right hand.
One of the decaying zombies bends over and throws up a chunky stream of blood.
One of the quick zombies bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left hand but he easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but he just dodges out of the way.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
k zombie
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The old zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the decaying walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
The child zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The rotting walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
The rotting zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the decaying walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
The fresh zombie corpse and one of the decaying zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the quick zombies.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Mr Martinez Of Hearts drives his iron garden fork deeply into the quick zombie's head.
The fresh zombie corpse is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 746 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the quick zombie.
One of the swift zombies, one of the stumbling walkers, two decaying zombies, one of the crumbling zombies and the fresh zombie corpse (playing dead) stand up.
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
sl zombie
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> the fresh zombie corpse stops playing dead, right before your very eyes.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies pursues Merk.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of blood and viscera is especially aromatic.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: streetsmarts tm? :P
engage zombie
You cannot engage because you are not currently in combat.
> The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Merk's head with his teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's black pirate t-shirt is hit with some of the stains.
Merk stands up.
One of the decaying zombies prepares to engage.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Merk's right arm with his teeth.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
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Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the slightly chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are three obvious exits: south (the muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the slow zombies, one of the slow zombies, one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
Four decaying zombies, a sleeper zombie, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, a rotting walker, four swift zombies, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie and a slow walker are fighting and on the sidelines, Merk is lying prone, Mr Martinez Of Hearts and two swift zombies are fighting and in the scrum, Ror The Inedible is standing here and Elorf is lying on the ground.
A fresh zombie corpse is on the ground.
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> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: nice
Mr Martinez Of Hearts prepares to engage.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Merk's left arm with his teeth.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's stomach with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Elorf's medium orange leather holdall is hit with some of the stains.
One of the decaying zombies lunges at you.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Merk's left hand with his teeth.
One of the swift zombies tears at Merk's head with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
kill sleeper
Cannot find "sleeper", no match.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: totally useless, but nice!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts drives his iron garden fork into the decaying zombie's face.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the decaying zombie.
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One of the swift zombies, one of the stumbling walkers, one of the decaying zombies and one of the crumbling zombies stand up.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the slightly chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are three obvious exits: south (the muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the slow zombies, one of the slow zombies, one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
Elorf and Merk are lying on the ground and Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, a sleeper zombie, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, three decaying zombies, a rotting walker, six swift zombies, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie and a slow walker are standing here.
Two zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> Elorf is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood and bile is especially aromatic.
The sleeper zombie prepares to engage.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: i mean.
1240 Wow
The slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the slow zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The muscular zombie throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The old zombie and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the crumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying walkers throws his head back and moans.
The child zombie and one of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Two quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The rotting walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The rotting zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the decaying walkers and the sleeper zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Wow
You speak into the simple radio.
> The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The sleeper zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The sleeper zombie tears at Ror The Inedible's right arm with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
1240 35 zombies to go
One of the crumbling zombies bends over and throws up a chunky stream of blood.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: 35 zombies to go
You speak into the simple radio.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: that's a good skill to have a lot of!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
k zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the sleeper zombie.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 792 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
sl zombie 1
Launching a special attack is somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low, which is mitigated by the fact that your energy levels are high and your health levels are high.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against the sleeper zombie, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
The sleeper zombie tears at your chest with her fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 750 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The sleeper zombie bites at your right foot.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 742 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The sleeper zombie tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' head with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 763 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 763 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Martinez is actually beating these zombies up :o
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
The light from Merk's cheap flashlight (on) starts to flicker.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 759 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You are being somewhat advantaged in attack by your energy levels.
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 755 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
kick zombie 1
The shambling zombie stumbles around, its feet makes snuffling sounds on the ground.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
The sleeper zombie tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 751 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Launching a special attack is  somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low, which is mitigated by the fact that your energy levels are high and your health levels are high.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against the sleeper zombie, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 717 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
The sleeper zombie bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 713 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is absolutely pungent - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
The sleeper zombie prepares to engage.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 709 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the slow zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The shambling zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie throws her head back and moans.
Two stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies throws his head back and moans.
The old zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying walkers and the child zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and the rotting walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies and the rotting zombie throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
The sleeper zombie throws her head back and moans.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 705 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The stumbling walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood and viscera is especially noticeable.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 701 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The sleeper zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
The sleeper zombie tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 722 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The sleeper zombie bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Ror The Inedible scratches the sleeper zombie's chest with his copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 718 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts pierces the sleeper zombie's head with his iron garden fork.
The sleeper zombie tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 714 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
The slow walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 714 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You can now use slash again.
sl zombie 1
The crumbling zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of viscera reaches your nostrils.
Launching a special attack is somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low, which is mitigated by the fact that your energy levels are high and your health levels are high.
You prepare to launch a powerful attack against the sleeper zombie.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she dodges out of the way.
The stumbling zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
You are being slightly disadvantaged in defence by your burden.
The sleeper zombie tears at your stomach with her fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 676 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she blocks the blow with her left hand.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 676 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You attempt to launch a powerful attack.  You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a sleeper zombie, two decaying walkers, three stumbling zombies, a rotting zombie, three decaying zombies, a rotting walker, six swift zombies, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, an old zombie, three slow zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
The sleeper zombie tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 672 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
Nearby to the east, you see a smoke column.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
The sleeper zombie bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg but he dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 668 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
The sleeper zombie bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 668 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
trip zombie 1
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she deftly dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
The sleeper zombie bites at Merk's chest.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 664 (1000) Stamina: 900 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
You can now use kick again.
You are psychologically broken.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Launching a special attack is  somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low, which is mitigated by the fact that your energy levels are high and your health levels are high.
You try to trip the sleeper zombie, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> The child zombie lunges at you.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she deftly blocks the blow with her left hand.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Merk's left leg with his teeth.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 655 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the slow zombies lunges at you.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: dodging tm :D
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies tears at Merk's right arm with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The sleeper zombie tears at Merk's chest with her fingernails but he parries the blow with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the sleeper zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 651 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Merk stands up.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she deftly dodges out of the way.
The muscular zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's head with his fingernails.
The sleeper zombie tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 647 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You are being slightly disadvantaged in attack by your burden.
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The slow walker and one of the stumbling zombies lunges at you.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the sleeper zombie with his iron garden fork but she deftly blocks the blow with her right hand.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies pursues Merk.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's right arm with his fingernails.
The sleeper zombie bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the sleeper zombie with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The light from Merk's cheap flashlight (on) starts to flicker.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 643 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the sleeper zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Ror The Inedible dealt the death blow to the sleeper zombie.
The slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies, one of the quick zombies and one of the slow zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The shambling zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
The muscular zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies and one of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The old zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies, one of the crumbling zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying walkers and the child zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and the rotting walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The rotting zombie throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the decaying walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's stomach with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Merk's left foot.
The slow walker, three stumbling zombies, five quick zombies, three slow zombies, six swift zombies, the shambling zombie, three stumbling walkers, the muscular zombie, three decaying zombies, the old zombie, two crumbling zombies, two decaying walkers, the child zombie, the rotting walker and the rotting zombie stand up.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The shambling zombie lunges at you.
One of the decaying walkers prepares to engage.
k zombie 1
You can now use slash again.
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the decaying walkers.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 664 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
The decaying walker manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 664 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the decaying walkers with your iron carving knife.
The slow zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially pungent.
Nearby to the east, the smoke column disappears.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the decaying walker's head on his iron garden fork.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the decaying walkers with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 660 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the decaying walkers with your copper carving knife.
sl zombie 1
Launching a special attack is somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low, which is mitigated by the fact that your energy levels are high and your health levels are high.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the decaying walkers, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the decaying walker's face on his iron garden fork.
One of the decaying walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the decaying walkers with his copper carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 626 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You snick the decaying walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's bronze dragon brooch, the decaying zombie's pair of striped grey canvas tracksuit bottoms and the fresh zombie corpse's pair of blue vinyl biker cowboy boots are hit with some of the stains.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the decaying walker's face on his iron garden fork.
One of the decaying walkers bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' head but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the decaying walkers with his copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 622 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the decaying walker's face on his iron garden fork.
One of the decaying walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right arm with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf scratches the decaying walker's left leg with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 622 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the decaying walkers with your iron carving knife but he just dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the decaying walker's head on his iron garden fork.
One of the decaying walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the decaying walker's neck with his steel carving knife.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  Your 2 fifty-pound notes, 6 twenty-pound notes, 5 ten-pound notes, 4 five-pound notes, 7 two-pound coins, 9 pound coins and some pence and the stumbling zombie's pair of white polyester dress trousers are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 618 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the decaying walkers with your copper carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the decaying walker's head on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The child zombie's pair of purple boxer shorts, the quick zombie's pair of yellow boxer shorts and the decaying walker's pair of flashing yellow rubber trainers are hit with some of the stains.
Elorf nicks the decaying walker's neck with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the decaying walkers with his copper carving knife but he just blocks the blow with his left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 614 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You snick the decaying walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the decaying walkers with his copper carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 610 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts drives his iron garden fork deeply into the decaying walker's head.
One of the decaying walkers tears at Elorf's left arm with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf slices his steel carving knife deeply into the decaying walker's chest.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the decaying walkers with his copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 610 (1000) Stamina: 920 (1000)
You snick the decaying walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the decaying walker.
The slow walker and one of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The shambling zombie, one of the stumbling walkers and the muscular zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the slow zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies and one of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The old zombie and one of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies, the decaying walker and the child zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The rotting walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The rotting zombie and one of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling zombies prepares to engage.
kick zombie 1
One of the stumbling zombies stands up.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
You cannot kick because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
Elorf stops assisting you.
The stumbling zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
One of the stumbling zombies bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right arm but he deftly dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the stumbling zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but he deftly dodges out of the way.
One of the stumbling zombies bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the stumbling zombies with his copper carving knife but he deftly blocks the blow with his left hand.
The light from Merk's cheap flashlight (on) starts to flicker.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts makes a kebab of the stumbling zombie's head with his iron garden fork.
One of the stumbling zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left foot with his fingernails.
Ror The Inedible hits one of the stumbling zombies hard in the chest with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the stumbling zombie.
kick zombie 1
You cannot kick because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> The rotting zombie prepares to engage.
You can now use slash again.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> The rotting zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts makes a kebab of the rotting zombie's face with his iron garden fork.
k zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the rotting zombie.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts drives his iron garden fork into the rotting zombie's head.
The rotting zombie tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf slices open the rotting zombie's face with his steel carving knife.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The slow zombie's geeky wifi black cotton t-shirt and stumbling walker's are hit with some of the stains.
Elorf is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially noticeable.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 656 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the rotting zombie.
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> One of the decaying zombies prepares to engage.
One of the decaying zombies stands up.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: lawl
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
The decaying zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the decaying zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the decaying zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the decaying zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with her fingernails but he deftly dodges out of the way.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: Radio Terra Libre is the last radio station in Western Europe.
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because you are not in combat with your target.
> The slow walker and one of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies, the shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies, one of the stumbling zombies and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The old zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the crumbling zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies and the decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The child zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the crumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The rotting walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
Elorf hacks the decaying zombie's stomach with his steel carving knife.
One of the decaying zombies tears at Elorf's left arm with her fingernails but his hardened steel chainmail vest absorbs most of the blow.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts makes a kebab of the decaying zombie's face with his iron garden fork.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the decaying zombies with his steel carving knife but she just dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the decaying zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: 31 left
k zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the decaying zombies.
> Ror The Inedible nicks the decaying zombie's chest with his copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 656 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
One of the decaying zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: The Covenant have not let the heather grow under their feet.  I see their ships often on the ocean.  Great wooden ships with cloth sails - it's like stepping back in time.
sl zombie 1
Mr Martinez Of Hearts makes a kebab of the decaying zombie's head with his iron garden fork.
Elorf slices open the decaying zombie's right arm with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 656 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the decaying zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the decaying zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the decaying zombie.
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> The rotting walker prepares to engage.
One of the stumbling walkers and the rotting walker stand up.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: They are constantly on the move - their ships leave Kirkmohr fast and light and come back slow and sitting heavy in the water.
k zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the rotting walker.
> The decaying walker sniffs the air.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 677 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 677 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: This time I'll help properly
The rotting walker manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs the rotting walker deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's plain green velvet bra and the quick zombie's some pence are hit with some of the stains.
One of the stumbling walkers prepares to engage.
The rotting walker bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right hand but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the rotting walker's left arm with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 677 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: What are they carrying in their holds?  I don't know, and the lands to which they sail are sufficiently dangerous that I don't see myself succumbing to curiousity and finding out.
engage zombie 1
Mr Martinez Of Hearts pricks the rotting walker's face with his iron garden fork.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies pursues Merk.
The rotting walker tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' head with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 677 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You snick the rotting walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
You cannot engage because you cannot engage someone when you are both in the scrum.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the rotting walker's face on his iron garden fork.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's right arm with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood and bile to spray everywhere.  The stumbling zombie's pink vinyl v-neck sweater, the quick zombie's pair of striped grey polyester tracksuit bottoms and the swift zombie's some pence are hit with some of the stains.
The rotting walker bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm but he easily dodges out of the way.
The light from Merk's cheap flashlight (on) starts to flicker.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 673 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You snick the rotting walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
The stumbling walker manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
sl zombie 1
One of the stumbling walkers shreds Merk's chest with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  Ror The Inedible's pair of white denim jeans is hit with some of the stains.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the rotting walker's head on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  A fresh zombie corpse is hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's right leg with her fingernails.
The rotting walker tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the rotting walker's right arm with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 669 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
Launching a special attack is somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low, which is mitigated by the fact that your energy levels are high and your health levels are high.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against the rotting walker, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> The slow walker lunges at you.
Merk stands up.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's back with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The rotting walker tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' back with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the rotting walker's right leg with his steel carving knife.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
One of the quick zombies pursues Ror The Inedible.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 639 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the rotting walker with your copper carving knife.
Ror The Inedible is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
look
The rotting walker and the child zombie lunges at you.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The promise of the slightly chilly spring morning is somewhat lost with the dense clouds, rain and blustery winds.
There are three obvious exits: south (the muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the slow zombies, one of the slow zombies, one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
Five swift zombies, four quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, a decaying walker, two decaying zombies, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, two stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie and a slow walker are fighting and on the sidelines, Ror The Inedible is lying prone and Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Merk, a rotting walker, a swift zombie, a quick zombie and a stumbling walker are fighting and in the scrum.
Seven zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> One of the stumbling walkers shreds Merk's stomach with his fingernails.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the rotting walker's head on his iron garden fork.
One of the swift zombies slices open Merk's right leg with swift zombie's hand.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
The rotting walker tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the rotting walker's left hand with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 635 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the rotting walker with your copper carving knife.
One of the quick zombies slices open Merk's right arm with quick zombie's hand.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The child zombie's pair of yellow velvet sports socks is hit with some of the stains.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs the rotting walker deeply in the face with his iron garden fork.
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
The rotting walker tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 631 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You snick the rotting walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her teeth.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Ror: damn, how to help people up?
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the rotting walker's head on his iron garden fork.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is absolutely pungent - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 652 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
The rotting walker bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf scratches the rotting walker's back with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 652 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the rotting walker with your copper carving knife but he dodges out of the way.
sl zombie 1
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The old zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies and the decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
The child zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the crumbling zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
The rotting walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs the rotting walker deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The child zombie's black vinyl turtleneck sweater is hit with some of the stains.
The rotting walker bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg but he deftly dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the rotting walker with his steel carving knife but he easily blocks the blow with his right hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 648 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the rotting walker with your iron carving knife.
[dwchat] (1301 MHz) Kalinice@Dead Souls Dev: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhu0MMS7RjY
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 18 seconds.
> The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs the rotting walker deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 644 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the rotting walker with your iron carving knife.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Woa, double death? :O
The slow walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the rotting walker's head on his iron garden fork.
The rotting walker bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' head but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the rotting walker's head with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she blocks the blow with her right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 640 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You snick the rotting walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
The rotting walker tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the rotting walker's right leg with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 636 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You snick the rotting walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
The crumbling zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of viscera reaches your nostrils.
The stumbling walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood and viscera is especially pungent.
You are being somewhat disadvantaged in defence by your resolve levels.
The rotting walker tears at your neck with his fingernails but you deftly dodge out of the way.
Elorf slices his steel carving knife deeply into the rotting walker's left arm.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 624 (1000) Stamina: 940 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the rotting walker with your copper carving knife.
Elorf dealt the death blow to the rotting walker.
sl zombie 1
One of the swift zombies, one of the stumbling walkers, one of the quick zombies, one of the decaying zombies and one of the crumbling zombies stand up.
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 8 seconds, your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> [WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf: There was a command for it
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: don't die too many times guys
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
You can now use trip again.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
k zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the swift zombies.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the swift zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's brown canvas pencil skirt and the stumbling walker's purple denim shirt are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 645 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the swift zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's pair of blue wool underpants and the fresh zombie corpse's pair of circular electrum glasses are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 641 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
You can now use slash again.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Elorf's chest with her teeth.
The muscular zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially pungent.
Elorf nicks the swift zombie's stomach with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 637 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife.
Elorf stands up.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's face with her fingernails.
sl zombie 1
Launching a special attack is somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low, which is mitigated by the fact that your energy levels are high and your health levels are high.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the swift zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the swift zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 603 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The decaying zombie's some pence and the fresh zombie corpse's gold chain armband are hit with some of the stains.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the swift zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the swift zombie's left foot with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 603 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's left leg with her fingernails.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the swift zombies deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 599 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife.
One of the swift zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with her fingernails.
kick zombie 1
Launching a special attack is  somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the swift zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the swift zombie's face on his iron garden fork.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The light from Merk's cheap flashlight (on) starts to flicker.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 565 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the swift zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 561 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies bites at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach.
Elorf says: Oh shit
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: also attack them one at a time :P
The slow walker and one of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies, the shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The muscular zombie throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies, one of the swift zombies and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies, one of the decaying zombies and one of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The old zombie, one of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker wheezes out a dread moan.
The child zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies throws her head back and moans.
Two quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the swift zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 557 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the swift zombies deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the swift zombie's left hand with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 557 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the swift zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the swift zombie's chest with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 578 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf prepares to shove.
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 574 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible stands up.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right arm with her fingernails.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the swift zombies with his iron garden fork but she just dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she deftly blocks the blow with her right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 570 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right arm with her teeth.
Elorf fails to manoeuvre himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the swift zombie's face on his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the swift zombie's left arm with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 566 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right arm with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  Ror The Inedible's copper carving knife and the stumbling walker's purple denim shirt are hit with some of the stains.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the swift zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 562 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies slices open Elorf's chest with swift zombie's hand.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
1240 I just go for "zombie 1", regardless of type :D
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: I just go for "zombie 1", regardless of type :D
You speak into the simple radio.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the swift zombie's face on his iron garden fork.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 558 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 558 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the swift zombies deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's plain white wool bra, the crumbling zombie's some pence and the stumbling walker's one two-pound coin, one pound coin and some pence are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 554 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
One of the swift zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with her fingernails.
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 1 second.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the swift zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 554 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
You can now use slash again.
One of the swift zombies slices open Mr Martinez Of Hearts' back with swift zombie's hand.
The slow zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez screams briefly, then falls silent.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts slips into unconsciousness.
sl zombie 1
Launching a special attack is somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the swift zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 520 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The decaying zombie's pair of red silk ankle socks and the stumbling walker's pair of green vinyl sandals are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 541 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
You can now use kick again.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right arm with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's pair of purple silk knee socks and the stumbling zombie's purple chiffon shirt are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 537 (1000) Stamina: 960 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds your left arm with her fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: oh man
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: 29 to go!
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 525 (1000) Stamina: 647 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
kick zombie 1
Launching a special attack is  somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the swift zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Merk is emiting a pretty smelly odour - the smell of blood and viscera is especially noticeable.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 491 (1000) Stamina: 647 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The shambling zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers and the muscular zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The old zombie, one of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies, one of the decaying zombies, the decaying walker and the child zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Two quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 487 (1000) Stamina: 647 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 483 (1000) Stamina: 647 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 479 (1000) Stamina: 647 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The crumbling zombie's pair of white boxer shorts is hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The light from Merk's cheap flashlight (on) starts to flicker.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 475 (1000) Stamina: 647 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's right arm with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's right arm with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible attempts to get his second wind.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes loudly as it shuffle around.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 471 (1000) Stamina: 647 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Merk's left arm with her teeth.
One of the quick zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 467 (1000) Stamina: 647 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's left arm with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's plain yellow satin bra and the slow walker's plain white wool bra are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible seems to perk up quite a bit.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: did they all join? :P
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 488 (1000) Stamina: 667 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's bite deeply into Merk's chest.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Your pair of fashionable platinum glasses is hit with some of the stains.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 484 (1000) Stamina: 667 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 480 (1000) Stamina: 667 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
One of the swift zombies shreds your stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  Mr Martinez Of Hearts' pair of yellow canvas chemical protective gloves is hit with some of the stains.
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 2 seconds.
> Elorf is pretty smelly - the smell of bile is especially noticeable.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 468 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
One of the stumbling zombies shambles around in a erratic circle.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 464 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
You can now use slash again.
The stillness of the air is broken by the insistent chirping of a sparrow.
kick zombie 1
You cannot kick because kick is on cooldown for another 5 seconds.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 460 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
sl zombie 1
Launching a special attack is somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the swift zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 426 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 422 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
You can now use kick again.
kick zombie 1
One of the slow zombies stumbles around, its feet makes snuffling sounds on the ground.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 418 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
Launching a special attack is  somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the swift zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 384 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 409 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
The slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
The shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
Two swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies throws his head back and moans.
The old zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies and the decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The child zombie, one of the crumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 409 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 405 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 405 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Eli: all hail the brave fodder... erm... Imean heroes!
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
1240 Hehehe
Elorf opens the west door and leaves through, closing it behind him.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Hehehe
You speak into the simple radio.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 283 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
Elorf opens the west door and comes through, closing it behind him.
Five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, the child zombie, the decaying walker, two decaying zombies, five swift zombies, the old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, three stumbling walkers, the muscular zombie, the shambling zombie and the slow walker move aggressively towards you!
The shambling zombie tears at your left arm with his fingernails.
You are being slightly disadvantaged in defence by your burden.
One of the stumbling walkers shreds your right hand with his fingernails.
The slow walker tears at your left hand with her fingernails but you just dodge out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds your chest with his fingernails.
The decaying walker tears at your chest with his fingernails but you dodge out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds your chest with her fingernails.
The child zombie bites at your left leg but you dodge out of the way.
You are being substantially disadvantaged in defence by being bloodied.
One of the stumbling walkers slices open your face with stumbling walker's hand.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 333 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the decaying zombies tears at your chest with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into your chest.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's pair of flashing green rubber trainers, the fresh zombie corpse's leather brown pocket t-shirt and the slow zombie's purple satin miniskirt are hit with some of the stains.
One of the stumbling zombies tears at your right arm with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices open your neck with swift zombie's bite.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into your neck.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April screams briefly, then falls silent.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
One of the stumbling walkers lunges at you.
The light from Merk's cheap flashlight (on) starts to flicker.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts climbs to his feet with a groan.
Elorf leaves north.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Demonoid: you huys, are awesome.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: bah, a swift zombie
One of the stumbling zombies shambles around in a erratic circle.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is absolutely pungent - the smell of bile and blood is especially pungent.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
You can now use slash again.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, six swift zombies, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, a decaying walker, two decaying zombies, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
Elorf arrives from the north.
You can now use kick again.
Elorf considers one of the swift zombies.
The slow walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
1240 We are doing well for a group called WeAreGoingToDie
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
You are exhausted and psychologically broken.
The crumbling zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of viscera reaches your nostrils.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and one of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and the shambling zombie throws his head back and moans.
Three stumbling walkers and the muscular zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies and the old zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the crumbling zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies, the decaying walker and the child zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Lets all attack at the same time?
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The morning may be fading away, but the wind continues to rage and howl.
The stumbling walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
The muscular zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially pungent.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife but she deftly blocks the blow with her left hand.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she deftly blocks the blow with her right hand.
One of the slow zombies stares vacantly around.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: now?
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Ror The Inedible stands up.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left arm with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her left hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The light from Merk's cheap flashlight starts to flicker.
Merk's cheap flashlight goes dark.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: just 16 elites left!
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The decaying walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf gets one two-pound coin from a fresh zombie corpse.
Elorf gets one pound coin from a fresh zombie corpse.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies, one of the slow zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
Two stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the slow zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The old zombie, one of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies, one of the decaying zombies and the decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The child zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Two quick zombies and one of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
1240 We are doing well for a group called WeAreGoingToDie
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: We are doing well for a group called WeAreGoingToDie
You speak into the simple radio.
> Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
k zombie 1
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The slow zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of bile reaches your nostrils.
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the swift zombies.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 389 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
sl zombie 1
Launching a special attack is a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the swift zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 355 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds your left leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  Your classic denim blue cami, the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of yellow silk dress socks and the swift zombie's orange canvas shirt are hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 343 (1000) Stamina: 646 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez runs
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 339 (1000) Stamina: 646 (1000)
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 339 (1000) Stamina: 646 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of viscera and blood is especially fragrant.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 335 (1000) Stamina: 646 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the swift zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 331 (1000) Stamina: 646 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's left leg with her fingernails.
Merk appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Merk studies Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, six swift zombies, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, a decaying walker, two decaying zombies, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf slices open the swift zombie's right arm with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 327 (1000) Stamina: 646 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
Killing the swift zombie awarded you 1 xp.
Elorf dealt the death blow to the swift zombie.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: lucky escape debuff :(
kick zombie 1
One of the swift zombies, one of the stumbling walkers, one of the decaying zombies and one of the crumbling zombies stand up.
You cannot kick because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
One of the quick zombies pursues Elorf.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
The slow walker and one of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The shambling zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The muscular zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies and the old zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies and the decaying walker wheezes out a dread moan.
The child zombie and one of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's left leg with her teeth.
debuffs
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's left foot with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Concussion (x3)                    Each stack of this knack gives you a penalty of 1 to your intelligence.
Digestion Troubles (x3)            Each stack of this knack reduces the nutrition of the food you eat by 25%.
Mangled Arm (x3)                   Each stack of this knack gives you a penalty of 1 to your dexterity.
Mangled Leg (x3)                   Each stack of this knack gives you a penalty of 1 to your strength.
Post Traumatic Stress (x3)         Each stack of this knack gives you a penalty of 1 to your wisdom.
Scared To Live (x5)                Each stack of this knack gives you a 20% penalty to earned XP.
Worn Out (x1)                      While this knack is active, you can't make use of any exercise equipment.

> Elorf stands up.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's head with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  Mr Martinez Of Hearts' universal leg splint and child zombie's are hit with some of the stains.
The child zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially fragrant.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's head with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's right arm with her teeth.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
You can now use slash again.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's right hand with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the quick zombies slices open Elorf's left arm with quick zombie's hand.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's left arm with his steel carving knife.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The slow walker's bronze and sapphire bracelet, the fresh zombie corpse's pair of striped yellow wool tracksuit bottoms and the fresh zombie corpse's green wool tracksuit top are hit with some of the stains.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes loudly as it shuffle around.
Elorf is emiting a pretty smelly odour - the smell of blood and bile is especially sharp.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because you are not in combat with your target.
> One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's right arm with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk stands up.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's chest with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's left leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The crumbling zombie's pair of green leather cowboy boots is hit with some of the stains.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: So apt - 'You cannot kill because you are fighting.'
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's left leg with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, a decaying walker, two decaying zombies, five swift zombies, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: Ok ok, so I'm crap
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie throws her head back and moans.
Two stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies throws his head back and moans.
The old zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies throws his head back and moans.
The decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The child zombie and one of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
1240 Debuffs aren't that bad. I've got 21 of them and I'm still standing
One of the crumbling zombies lurches forward a step and then staggers.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Debuffs aren't that bad. I've got 21 of them and I'm still standing
You speak into the simple radio.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left arm with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because you are not in combat with your target.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts is absolutely pungent - the smell of bile is especially sharp.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
k zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the quick zombies.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 398 (1000) Stamina: 666 (1000)
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her right hand.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your chest with her teeth.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 390 (1000) Stamina: 250 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
sl zombie 1
Launching a special attack is a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the quick zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 356 (1000) Stamina: 250 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez tries to keep it at 0 :P
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 352 (1000) Stamina: 250 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: Actually, I've got this one guys
The slow walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 348 (1000) Stamina: 250 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your left foot with her teeth.
Health: 835 (1000) Energy: 336 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies shreds your left foot with her fingernails.
Health: 271 (1000) Energy: 324 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's hand deeply into your right arm.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 341 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April screams briefly, then falls silent.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she deftly blocks the blow with her left hand.
The crumbling zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially sharp.
The stumbling walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of viscera and blood reaches your nostrils.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, a decaying walker, two decaying zombies, five swift zombies, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
The slow walker and one of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and the shambling zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The muscular zombie throws her head back and moans.
Two stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
Two swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies and one of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The old zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies, one of the crumbling zombies and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws his head back and moans.
The decaying walker and the child zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the crumbling zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
One of the slow zombies stares vacantly around.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
look
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf wonders if we are all going to refresh after this
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her right hand.
[Cpu usage for period = 17.586519%, Average usage = 9.639802%,  Fault rate is 0]
[Machine lag is 0 seconds (average) 0 seconds (min) 5 seconds (max) 5 seconds (burst) 724.37 MB memory]
You can now use slash again.
One of the stumbling zombies stares vacantly around.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez is not
The decaying walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
The muscular zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially pungent.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she deftly blocks the blow with her left hand.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The child zombie prepares to engage.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
1240 Refresh? Nevar!
[Reclaimed 1185 objects (1003531 bytes)]
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her right hand.
The child zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
The slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and one of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The old zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
The child zombie, one of the crumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The child zombie tears at Elorf's head with his fingernails but he just parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf cuts the child zombie's head with his steel carving knife.
The slow zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of bile reaches your nostrils.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez stopped fighting after one death, too :P
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at the child zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies tears at Elorf's right leg with her fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
The child zombie tears at Elorf's right leg with his fingernails but he deftly parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
The child zombie tears at Elorf's right leg with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's back with his steel carving knife.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf is picking off the weak zombies
One of the slow zombies wheezes loudly as it shuffle around.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's face with his steel carving knife.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her left hand.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's stomach with her teeth.
The child zombie tears at Elorf's chest with his fingernails but he deftly parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's right leg with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The slow zombie's some pence and Ror The Inedible's cheap flashlight are hit with some of the stains.
The child zombie tears at Elorf's right leg with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of viscera and blood is especially noticeable.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Wimp :P
Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves north.
Merk ineptly swings at the child zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he easily dodges out of the way.
The child zombie tears at Ror The Inedible's stomach with his fingernails.
Elorf hacks the child zombie's right leg with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible hits the child zombie hard in the chest with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Elorf appears to be checking out all your wounds.
1240 Refresh? Nevar!
Elorf studies Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a child zombie, a decaying walker, two decaying zombies, five swift zombies, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
Merk ineptly swings at the child zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he deftly dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies bites at Elorf's chest.
The child zombie tears at Elorf's left foot with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf chops up the child zombie's right leg with his steel carving knife.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Merk ineptly swings at the child zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he easily dodges out of the way.
The child zombie tears at Elorf's stomach with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf chops up the child zombie's neck with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at the child zombie with his copper carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf dealt the death blow to the child zombie.
Ror The Inedible begins keeping a close eye on Elorf.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies, one of the decaying zombies and one of the quick zombies stand up.
Ror The Inedible is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
1240 Refresh? Nevar!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Refresh? Nevar!
You speak into the simple radio.
> The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's chest with his steel carving knife.
look
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (the muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the slow zombies, one of the slow zombies, one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
Ror The Inedible is lying prone, Elorf, Merk and a quick zombie are fighting and in the scrum and four quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a decaying walker, two decaying zombies, five swift zombies, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie and a slow walker are standing here.
Eight zombie corpses and two zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's right arm with her fingernails.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's right hand with his steel carving knife.
k zombie 1
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's right arm with her fingernails.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's chest with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife.
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the quick zombies.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's right hand with her teeth.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's right arm with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 412 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: don't want to end up with 50 decrepitudes
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: 27 to go
[WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf: Good thing I can treat!
sl zombie 1
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your left arm with her teeth.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 400 (1000) Stamina: 611 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
Launching a special attack is a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the quick zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: or lose xp
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies, the shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies throws his head back and moans.
The old zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws his head back and moans.
The decaying walker and one of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds your left arm with her fingernails.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's chest with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 358 (1000) Stamina: 304 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 354 (1000) Stamina: 304 (1000)
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your stomach with her teeth.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's stomach with his steel carving knife.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Your iron carving knife is hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 868 (1000) Energy: 346 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds your right foot with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  Elorf's radio headset and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's some pence are hit with some of the stains.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 334 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his copper carving knife.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 355 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
group say you can?
[WeAreGonnaDie] April: you can?
> Ror The Inedible puts down a copper carving knife.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf is pretty smelly - the smell of blood and bile is especially fragrant.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 351 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Elorf studies Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, five quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a decaying walker, two decaying zombies, five swift zombies, an old zombie, three slow zombies, two stumbling zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a shambling zombie, a slow walker and you.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's bite deeply into Elorf's face.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's pair of plain white lace panties is hit with some of the stains.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 347 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
Ror The Inedible puts the copper carving knife in a pocket in the medium white canvas backpack.
kick zombie 1
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 343 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Launching a special attack is  a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the quick zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 309 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 305 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You are being slightly disadvantaged in attack by your burden.
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible stands up.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right hand with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she just dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 301 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's leather brown pocket t-shirt, the crumbling zombie's pair of yellow leather cowboy boots and quick zombie's are hit with some of the stains.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially aromatic.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 297 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 5 seconds.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 293 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: You cannot powernap because you are currently in combat and Elorf is not a suitable thing on which you can nap.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 289 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 314 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You can now use slash again.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 314 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The shambling zombie and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the slow zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies, one of the stumbling zombies and two swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The old zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the decaying zombies and the decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 310 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: An unusual feeling of optimism strikes you. You have been awarded with a free lucky escape as a login gift! Come back tomorrow for more freebies!
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
1240 haha
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: haha
You speak into the simple radio.
> One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 436 (1000) Energy: 310 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: C'mon, slepping on dead guys in fights is normal
sl zombie 1
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies shreds your neck with her fingernails.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 298 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April screams briefly, then falls silent.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
You can now use kick again.
The slow walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
You are exhausted and psychologically broken.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The stumbling walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially aromatic.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
group report
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's chest with her fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left hand with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The stumbling walker's purple denim shirt, Ror The Inedible's simple radio and the slow zombie's brown polyester tracksuit top are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The crumbling zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially pungent.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Ror The Inedible gets two sleeping pills, two painkiller tablets and a homeopathic painkiller tablet from a pocket in a medium white canvas backpack.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her right hand.
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies, one of the slow zombies, one of the swift zombies and the shambling zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The muscular zombie throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the stumbling zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the decaying zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the slow zombies and the old zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies and the decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the slow zombies stands uncertainly, looking around with vague hunger.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Ror The Inedible eats the last of two painkiller tablets and the homeopathic painkiller tablet.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's left hand with her fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  Your pair of fashionable platinum glasses, the swift zombie's pair of striped orange wool tracksuit bottoms and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of white satin knee socks are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf: I accidently chose to become a doctor :P
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The muscular zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the slow zombies stares vacantly around.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The force of the blow causes blood and bile to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's pair of striped brown linen tracksuit bottoms and the quick zombie's pair of yellow silk fencenet stockings are hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The slow zombie's pairs of chunky yellow vinyl boots, the horribly decayed zombie corpse's geeky black t-shirt and swift zombie's are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially aromatic.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the stumbling walkers bends over and throws up a chunky stream of blood.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
The slow zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially pungent.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and one of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The shambling zombie, one of the stumbling walkers and the muscular zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling zombies throws his head back and moans.
Two swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the decaying zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the slow zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The old zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the crumbling zombies, one of the swift zombies and one of the decaying zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the crumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
Elorf begins keeping a close eye on Ror The Inedible.
group say That's funny. I was going to be a doctor but accidentally became a soldier!
[WeAreGonnaDie] April: That's funny. I was going to be a doctor but accidentally became a soldier!
> One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies slices open Ror The Inedible's chest with quick zombie's bite.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
k zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the quick zombies.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 369 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Merk prepares to disengage.
One of the quick zombies shreds your left leg with her fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 357 (1000) Stamina: 678 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf :sniggers
sl zombie 1
Launching a special attack is a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against one of the quick zombies, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Eli: woo! Martinez is coming with some cocktails!
A molotov cocktail soars in from the to the south.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 323 (1000) Stamina: 678 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife.
group report
[WeAreGonnaDie] You report:  April reports that she is S: 0/1000, H: 0/1000, E: 0/1000, H: 0/1000, T: 0/1000, R: 0/1000 and O: 0/1000
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 344 (1000) Stamina: 698 (1000)
You are being extremely disadvantaged in attack by your dual wielding.
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 340 (1000) Stamina: 698 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
The molotov cocktail explodes in a ball of flame.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The quick zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The quick zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the crumbling zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The crumbling zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
The decaying walker doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The decaying walker notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the decaying zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The decaying zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The swift zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the crumbling zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The crumbling zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The quick zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
The old zombie doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The old zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the slow zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The slow zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the decaying zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The decaying zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The swift zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The swift zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the stumbling zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The stumbling zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The quick zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The swift zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the slow zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The slow zombie's plain brown lace bra breaks!
The slow zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the stumbling walkers doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The stumbling walker notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the stumbling walkers doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The stumbling walker notices that he is somewhat on fire.
The muscular zombie doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The muscular zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the stumbling walkers doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The stumbling walker notices that he is somewhat on fire.
The shambling zombie doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The shambling zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The swift zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the slow zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The slow zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The quick zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
One of the stumbling zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The stumbling zombie notices that he is somewhat on fire.
The slow walker doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The slow walker notices that she is somewhat on fire.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the slow zombie.
The slow zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the decaying zombie.
The decaying zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the stumbling zombie.
The stumbling zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the slow zombie.
The slow zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the shambling zombie.
The shambling zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the stumbling zombie.
The stumbling zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the decaying zombie.
The decaying zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the old zombie.
sl zombie 1
The old zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 336 (1000) Stamina: 698 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies, one of the stumbling walkers, one of the crumbling zombies and one of the quick zombies stand up.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 22 seconds.
> One of the quick zombies shreds your face with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's pair of blue denim combat trousers and the fresh zombie corpse's pair of orange rubber dress shoes are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 324 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
[WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf: Woohoo!
Merk fails to manoeuvre himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 324 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
look
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (the muscular zombie and one of the stumbling walkers), north (the slow zombie, one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
A swift zombie is crawling, Merk and a quick zombie are fighting and in the scrum, Ror The Inedible is lying on the ground and Elorf, four quick zombies, two crumbling zombies, a decaying walker, four swift zombies, three stumbling walkers, a muscular zombie, a slow zombie and a slow walker are standing here.
Eight zombie corpses and ten zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 320 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
The quick zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the quick zombies is knocked prone onto her back!
the quick zombie stops, drops and rolls.
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 316 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
The swift zombie's pair of plain white lace panties breaks!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the crumbling zombie.
The crumbling zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the slow zombie.
sl zombie 1
The slow zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 14 seconds.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 316 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
One of the swift zombies stands up.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 312 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
k zombie 1
You cannot kill because you are fighting.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: did that help? :P
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 308 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
The slow walker, one of the quick zombies, one of the swift zombies, one of the stumbling walkers and the muscular zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
Two stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The crumbling zombie and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 329 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 325 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You are being extremely disadvantaged in attack by your dual wielding.
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the crumbling zombie.
The crumbling zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Yeah :D
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 321 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
1240 yes! :D
One of the quick zombies stands up.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: yes! :D
You speak into the simple radio.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 317 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
You can now use slash again.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: 17 left!
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she just blocks the blow with her left hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 313 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 309 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 309 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 305 (1000) Stamina: 258 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
group report
[WeAreGonnaDie] You report:  April reports that she is S: 0/1000, H: 0/1000, E: 0/1000, H: 0/1000, T: 0/1000, R: 0/1000 and O: 0/1000
> One of the quick zombies shreds your left foot with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  Elorf's steel carving knife is hit with some of the stains.
Elorf is pretty smelly - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
Health: 763 (1000) Energy: 293 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially pungent.
Merk gets an aluminium lighter from a pocket in a medium black canvas backpack.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your left arm with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes bile and blood to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's pair of green vinyl trousers, Merk's blue polycarbonate boxing headgear and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's striped denim grey polo shirt are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 281 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You are being substantially disadvantaged in attack by being bloodied.
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Merk holds an aluminium lighter in his right hand.
A molotov cocktail soars in from the to the south.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies tears at your right arm with her fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 294 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
group say wrong button
[WeAreGonnaDie] April: wrong button
> 

> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 290 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her right hand.
sl zombie 1
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 286 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
The molotov cocktail explodes in a ball of flame.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The quick zombie's plain black wool bra breaks!
The quick zombie notices that she is somewhat on fire.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The quick zombie's plain black satin bra breaks!
The flames licking at the quick zombie intensify.
The decaying walker doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The decaying walker's pair of purple boxer shorts breaks!
The flames licking at the decaying walker intensify.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the swift zombie intensify.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the quick zombie intensify.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the swift zombie intensify.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the swift zombie intensify.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the quick zombie intensify.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the swift zombie intensify.
One of the stumbling walkers doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the stumbling walker intensify.
One of the stumbling walkers doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the stumbling walker intensify.
The muscular zombie doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the muscular zombie intensify.
One of the stumbling walkers doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the stumbling walker intensify.
One of the swift zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the swift zombie intensify.
One of the quick zombies doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the quick zombie intensify.
The slow walker doesn't manage to avoid much of the blast!
The flames licking at the slow walker intensify.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the quick zombie.
The quick zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the muscular zombie.
The muscular zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> One of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers stand up.
Elorf stops assisting Ror The Inedible.
Elorf begins keeping a close eye on you.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
k zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the quick zombies who is already hunting Mr Martinez Of Hearts.
> The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies, one of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Two swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge you!
One of the quick zombies pursues Ror The Inedible.
The quick zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the quick zombies is knocked prone onto her back!
the quick zombie stops, drops and rolls.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 282 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
sl zombie 1
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack.
> Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 282 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 282 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 307 (1000) Stamina: 20 (1000)
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 307 (1000) Stamina: 20 (1000)
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The quick zombie's pair of orange boxer shorts breaks!
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling, Merk is fighting and on the sidelines, a quick zombie is lying prone, Ror The Inedible is fighting and in the scrum and Elorf, a decaying walker, four swift zombies, three quick zombies, two stumbling walkers and a slow walker are standing here.
Nine zombie corpses and fourteen zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> The stumbling walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially pungent.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 307 (1000) Stamina: 20 (1000)
One of the quick zombies stands up.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 307 (1000) Stamina: 20 (1000)
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 307 (1000) Stamina: 20 (1000)
k zombie 1
You cannot kill because you are fighting.
> One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Health: 234 (1000) Energy: 307 (1000) Stamina: 20 (1000)
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
The slow walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's hand deeply into your back.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 299 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April screams briefly, then falls silent.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Merk stands up.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's left foot with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of orange velvet rumba panties is hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood and bile to spray everywhere.  The slow walker's plain white wool bra and the decaying walker's pair of black rubber plain trainers are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Elorf stops assisting you.
Elorf begins keeping a close eye on Ror The Inedible.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies, one of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's black pirate t-shirt and Ror The Inedible's cheap flashlight are hit with some of the stains.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The swift zombie's plain green velvet bra breaks!
The swift zombie's pair of white lace fishnet stockings breaks!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts arrives from the north.
One of the stumbling walkers prepares to engage.
The stumbling walker stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the stumbling walkers is knocked prone onto his back!
the stumbling walker stops, drops and rolls.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Elorf deactivates the heavy flashlight.
Elorf's heavy flashlight goes dark.
One of the quick zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: omanomanoman
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stands up.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies pursues Mr Martinez Of Hearts.
The swift zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the swift zombies is knocked prone onto her back!
the swift zombie stops, drops and rolls.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Demonoid: what command does everyone think could generate the most xp? :/
The decaying walker prepares to engage.
The decaying walker stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
The decaying walker is knocked prone onto his back!
the decaying walker stops, drops and rolls.
One of the quick zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right foot with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
The quick zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the quick zombies is knocked prone onto her back!
the quick zombie stops, drops and rolls.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
One of the quick zombies pursues Mr Martinez Of Hearts.
The quick zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the quick zombies is knocked prone onto his back!
the quick zombie stops, drops and rolls.
One of the stumbling walkers prepares to engage.
The stumbling walker stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the stumbling walkers is knocked prone onto his back!
the stumbling walker stops, drops and rolls.
The decaying walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
1240 I'm going to log this and put it on the wiki when we're done
One of the stumbling walkers lunges at you.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
The quick zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the quick zombies is knocked prone onto his back!
the quick zombie stops, drops and rolls.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker lunges at you.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
The slow walker's plain white wool bra breaks!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, four quick zombies, a decaying walker, five swift zombies, three stumbling walkers, a slow walker and you.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of viscera and blood is especially noticeable.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right arm with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  Elorf's one two-pound coin and one pound coin, the stumbling walker's pair of plain pink chiffon tracksuit bottoms and the quick zombie's 10 pence are hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
The swift zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the swift zombies is knocked prone onto her back!
the swift zombie stops, drops and rolls.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left arm with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
The slow walker and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
The decaying walker, one of the quick zombies and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies stands up.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
The swift zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the swift zombies is knocked prone onto his back!
the swift zombie stops, drops and rolls.
One of the quick zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's right leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of black boxer shorts is hit with some of the stains.
One of the stumbling walkers lunges at you.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's head with her fingernails.
The swift zombie's pair of purple silk knee socks breaks!
The decaying walker stands up.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
The swift zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the swift zombies is knocked prone onto his back!
the swift zombie stops, drops and rolls.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right foot with her fingernails.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's neck with his steel carving knife.
Elorf stands up.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's stomach with her fingernails.
1240 I'm going to log this and put it on the wiki when we're done
The slow walker prepares to engage.
The slow walker stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
The slow walker is knocked prone onto her back!
the slow walker stops, drops and rolls.
One of the quick zombies slices open Ror The Inedible's stomach with quick zombie's bite.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's left leg with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's right leg with her fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
The swift zombie stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
One of the swift zombies is knocked prone onto his back!
the swift zombie stops, drops and rolls.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's right leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  Elorf's yellow satin tie and the fresh zombie corpse's pair of blue vinyl hiking boots are hit with some of the stains.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
The decaying walker lunges at you.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
One of the quick zombies stands up.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera, blood and bile to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's pair of green vinyl plain trainers, the fresh zombie corpse's purple satin miniskirt and swift zombie's are hit with some of the stains.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: quick zombies op
One of the quick zombies slices open Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with quick zombie's hand.
A bee buzzes by your face briefly before disappearing into the distance.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez screams briefly, then falls silent.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts slips into unconsciousness.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: The slow walker's plain white wool bra breaks!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: I'm in
One of the stumbling walkers stands up.
Merk prepares to throw a white plastic disposable nappy at one of the quick zombies.
Merk completely misses one of the quick zombies with his white plastic disposable nappy.
The white plastic disposable nappy falls with a clatter to the ground.
Elorf is emiting a pretty smelly odour - the smell of bile and blood is especially sharp.
look
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
A stumbling walker is crawling, Merk, four quick zombies, a decaying walker, a swift zombie and a stumbling walker are standing here and Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Ror The Inedible, four swift zombies, a stumbling walker and a slow walker are lying on the ground.
Ten zombie corpses, thirteen zombie corpses and a white plastic disposable nappy is on the ground.
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1240 I'm going to log this and put it on the wiki when we're done
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially fragrant.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: I'm going to log this and put it on the wiki when we're done
You speak into the simple radio.
> 
k walker
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the decaying walker.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
sl walker
The slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
Two swift zombies and one of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 424 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The decaying walker wheezes out a dread moan.
The decaying walker prepares to engage you!
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack.
> Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is absolutely pungent - the smell of blood and bile is especially fragrant.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 424 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: You cannot throw one of the quick zombies with a white plastic disposable nappy because throw is on cooldown for another
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 424 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You are already in that state.
You cannot help but yield your ground to the decaying walker's engage.
The decaying walker tears at your stomach with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 416 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your iron carving knife but he dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker tears at your left hand with his fingernails but you just dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 404 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your iron carving knife.
trip walker
Launching a special attack is  a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You prepare to trip the decaying walker.
> The decaying walker tears at your right hand with his fingernails but you dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 362 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You are exhausted and psychologically broken.
The decaying walker bites at your left leg but you deftly dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 379 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You attempt to trip the decaying walker but he dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker tears at your neck with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 367 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The stumbling walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
The decaying walker tears at your right arm with his fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 359 (1000) Stamina: 859 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your iron carving knife.
Merk prepares to throw a white plastic disposable nappy at one of the quick zombies.
sl walker
Merk grazes one of the quick zombies in the back with his thrown white plastic disposable nappy.
The white plastic disposable nappy falls with a clatter to the ground.
Launching a special attack is a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against the decaying walker, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> You are being somewhat disadvantaged in defence by your resolve levels.
The decaying walker tears at your stomach with his fingernails but you deftly dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 317 (1000) Stamina: 859 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your copper carving knife.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
The decaying walker bites at your left hand but you just dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 305 (1000) Stamina: 859 (1000)
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge you!
Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
You are knocked prone onto your back!
You are already in that state.
You cannot help but yield your ground to one of the quick zombies's charge.
The decaying walker shreds your left arm with his fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 197 (1000) Stamina: 484 (1000)
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: well, you get less xp as a task gets easier. so. it would be most efficient to mix things up, or make sure you have room to grow
The slow walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
The decaying walker shreds your stomach with his fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 189 (1000) Stamina: 116 (1000)
You gain control of your limbs once more and can stand once again.
You stand up.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 185 (1000) Stamina: 116 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker lunges at you.
You are being somewhat disadvantaged in defence by your resolve levels.
The decaying walker tears at your chest with his fingernails but you deftly dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 173 (1000) Stamina: 116 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker lunges at you.
The decaying walker tears at your right leg with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 161 (1000) Stamina: 116 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts climbs to his feet with a groan.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
The slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
Two stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 182 (1000) Stamina: 116 (1000)
The decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
One of the quick zombies shreds your right hand with her fingernails.
Health: 802 (1000) Energy: 166 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
The stumbling walker stops being on fire, which must come as some relief.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: The white plastic disposable nappy falls with a clatter to the ground.
The decaying walker tears at your left leg with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 802 (1000) Energy: 154 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile and blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of yellow silk dress socks and decaying walker's are hit with some of the stains.
The decaying walker bites at your chest but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 802 (1000) Energy: 142 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: Man, what was in that thing
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right arm with her fingernails.
The decaying walker tears at your chest with his fingernails but you dodge out of the way.
Health: 802 (1000) Energy: 134 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
sl walker
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she deftly blocks the blow with her left hand.
The decaying walker shreds your face with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's pair of blue velvet fencenet stockings and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of pink denim twister jeans are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 472 (1000) Energy: 122 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 5 seconds.
> The decaying walker lunges at you.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 472 (1000) Energy: 114 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk stands up.
The decaying walker tears at your chest with his fingernails but you deftly dodge out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 472 (1000) Energy: 102 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
kick walker
Launching a special attack is  quite a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You prepare to launch a powerful attack against the decaying walker.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: 14 zombies to go!
The best place to be at the moment would be inside with a warm cup of hot chocolate.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker tears at your right foot with his fingernails but you just dodge out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she just dodges out of the way.
Health: 472 (1000) Energy: 64 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You can now use slash again.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: loud plastic
sl walker
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker shreds your left hand with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's pairs of chunky yellow vinyl boots is hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Health: 1 (1000) Energy: 56 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You attempt to launch a powerful attack.  You ineptly kick out at the decaying walker but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies stands up.
Launching a special attack is quite a lot more difficult because you are bloodied, your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You prepare to launch a powerful attack against the decaying walker.
> The decaying walker slices open your stomach with decaying walker's hand.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's some pence and Merk's 7 pound coins and some pence are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 39 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You launch a powerful attack.  You slice the decaying walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) The radio crackles into life, and April can be heard screaming briefly.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and two stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's left leg with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
One of the stumbling walkers stands up.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf stands up.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's neck with her teeth.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible attempts to trip one of the quick zombies but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of viscera is especially sharp.
The quick zombie's pair of orange silk ruffle panties breaks!
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's stomach with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Ror The Inedible gets a mineral water bottle from a pocket in a medium white canvas backpack.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's left arm with her fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible drinks a swig of water from the mineral water bottle.
Ror The Inedible drinks a swig of water from the mineral water bottle.
Ror The Inedible drinks the last of the water from the mineral water bottle.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Elorf prepares to shove.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she just dodges out of the way.
You can now use kick again.
The slow walker stands up.
Ror The Inedible puts the mineral water bottle in a pocket in the medium white canvas backpack.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
Elorf fails to manoeuvre himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's right leg with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's pink vinyl v-neck sweater and Elorf's pair of castle forged iron vambraces are hit with some of the stains.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily blocks the blow with her left hand.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
You can now use slash again.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her left hand.
Elorf ineptly slashes at one of the quick zombies with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Elorf appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Elorf studies Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, four quick zombies, a decaying walker, five swift zombies, three stumbling walkers, a slow walker and you.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's chest with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Elorf prepares to wimpy.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Elorf, Ror The Inedible, Merk, four quick zombies, a decaying walker, five swift zombies, three stumbling walkers, a slow walker and you.
Elorf manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Elorf opens the west door and leaves through, closing it behind him.
Merk gets a baby aspirin from a pocket in a medium black canvas backpack.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
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Elorf opens the west door and comes through, closing it behind him.
Two swift zombies stand up.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Merk's right hand with his fingernails.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with his fingernails but he dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes blood and bile to spray everywhere.  Mr Martinez Of Hearts' black chemical protective jacket and Elorf's platinum lion rampant ring are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies tears at Merk's left arm with his fingernails.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Merk's stomach with his fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the swift zombies tears at Merk's left arm with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's left hand with his teeth.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Merk's right arm with his teeth.
One of the quick zombies tears at Merk's back with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's right leg.
The force of the blow causes viscera, bile and blood to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's 10 pence, the quick zombie's brown polyester tracksuit top and your pair of purple vinyl jeans are hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies tears at Merk's right arm with his fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror can be heard struggling briefly, the noises partially masked by hollow moans, before the radio cuts out again.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Elorf leaves north.
One of the stumbling walkers shreds Merk's right leg with his fingernails.
One of the stumbling walkers bites at Merk's stomach.
The slow walker tears at Merk's right leg with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's bite deeply into Merk's right arm.
One of the stumbling walkers slices stumbling walker's hand deeply into Merk's face.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's hand deeply into Merk's head.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Merk's left leg.
One of the quick zombies slices open Merk's stomach with quick zombie's hand.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of plain white chiffon tracksuit bottoms is hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Merk's right leg.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: oops
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky screams briefly, then falls silent.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
south
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
south
You manage to break through the obstacle posed by a stumbling walker.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (clear), north (clear) and east (closed door).
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Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling, Ror The Inedible and Merk are lying on the ground and Mr Martinez Of Hearts, four quick zombies, a decaying walker, four swift zombies, two stumbling walkers and a slow walker are standing here.
Eighteen zombie corpses, five zombie corpses and two white plastic disposable nappies is on the ground.
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> Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves south.
k walker
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the decaying walker who is already hunting Elorf.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
Two stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 110 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker prepares to engage you!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts arrives from the south.
Four quick zombies, five swift zombies, three stumbling walkers and the slow walker move aggressively towards you!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves north.
One of the stumbling walkers bites at your right hand but you easily dodge out of the way.
The slow walker bites at your right hand but you easily dodge out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds your left arm with her fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 86 (1000) Stamina: 660 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at your face with her teeth.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your left leg with his teeth.
A mineral water bottle falls from a pair of purple vinyl jeans.
The pair of purple vinyl jeans breaks!
One of the swift zombies shreds your stomach with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies tears at your right leg with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
sl walker
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack.
> One of the stumbling walkers bites at your right arm but you easily dodge out of the way.
One of the swift zombies slices open your stomach with swift zombie's bite.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  Decaying walker's is hit with some of the stains.
You are being substantially disadvantaged in defence by being bloodied.
One of the quick zombies bites at your left leg but you easily dodge out of the way.
One of the quick zombies tears at your stomach with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
One of the stumbling walkers bites at your right leg but you just dodge out of the way.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 6 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
One of the swift zombies slices open your neck with swift zombie's hand.
One of the swift zombies slices open your left hand with swift zombie's hand.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Your silver corsage brooch is hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into your right foot.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April can be heard struggling briefly, the noises partially masked by hollow moans, before the radio cuts out again.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
You can now use trip again.
The stumbling walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of bile and viscera is especially aromatic.
The slow walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
Ror The Inedible is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
The slow walker lunges at you.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Ror The Inedible's left foot with his fingernails.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
The slow walker tears at Ror The Inedible's right leg with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's chest with his fingernails.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Ror The Inedible's chest with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's chest with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's right arm.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's chest.
One of the swift zombies slices open Ror The Inedible's chest with swift zombie's bite.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror can be heard struggling briefly, the noises partially masked by hollow moans, before the radio cuts out again.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
One of the stumbling walkers lunges at you.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: Hey guys, remember that time when we thought it would be cool to go hunt that pack of zombies?
The slow walker shreds Merk's right leg with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The slow walker shreds Merk's right leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera, bile and blood to spray everywhere.  Your iron carving knife, the stumbling walker's pair of fur-lined grey rubber boots and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's grey fatigue shirt are hit with some of the stains.
The slow walker tears at Merk's back with her fingernails but he just dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The slow walker bites at Merk's left arm.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The slow walker savagely tears at Merk's right arm with her teeth.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
A pair of black leather hiking boots falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A bandage falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A cyBorg falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A sewing needle falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A white novelty candle falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A closed copy of Polynomial Optimisation in High-Order Recursive Descant Intelligent Algorithms falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A cheap large battery falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A cheap large battery falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A collectible card falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
An open copy of A Small Boy's Guide to Power falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A closed copy of Advanced Techniques in Floating and Stinging falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
An open copy of Caveman Cuisine falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A closed copy of the Journal of Computational Sciences and Polymorphic Complexity falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A baby aspirin falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A white tealight candle falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A mineral water bottle falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A mineral water bottle falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A baby aspirin falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A baby aspirin falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
A baby aspirin falls from a medium black canvas backpack.
Merk's medium black canvas backpack breaks!
The slow walker shreds Merk's chest with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The slow walker tears at Merk's stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's pair of flashing yellow rubber trainers is hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she deftly dodges out of the way.
The slow walker slices slow walker's bite deeply into Merk's head.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  Two some pences are hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) The radio crackles into life, and Merk can be heard screaming briefly.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
Merk is emiting a pretty smelly odour - the smell of blood and viscera is especially pungent.
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Somebody's bag broke :o
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of bile reaches your nostrils.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Free loot :D
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
A shuffling sound can be heard from somewhere nearby, but the source is obscured.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
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Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the stumbling walkers), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling, Merk is lying on the ground and Ror The Inedible, four quick zombies, a decaying walker, four swift zombies, two stumbling walkers and a slow walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, three mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a cyBorg, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, a closed copy of Polynomial Optimisation in High-Order Recursive Descant Intelligent Algorithms, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, an open copy of A Small Boy's Guide to Power, a closed copy of Advanced Techniques in Floating and Stinging, an open copy of Caveman Cuisine, a closed copy of the Journal of Computational Sciences and Polymorphic Complexity, four baby aspirins and a white tealight candle is on the ground.
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k walker 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the decaying walker who is already hunting Elorf.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
sl walker 1
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
Two quick zombies and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 150 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker prepares to engage you!
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack.
> The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 150 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 150 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You are already in that state.
You cannot help but yield your ground to the decaying walker's engage.
trip walker 1
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 146 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your copper carving knife.
Launching a special attack is  quite a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You prepare to trip the decaying walker.
> You are being somewhat disadvantaged in defence by your resolve levels.
The decaying walker tears at your left leg with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 104 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You trip the decaying walker, sending him to the ground.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially aromatic.
The decaying walker is knocked prone onto his back!
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 100 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your copper carving knife.
You are completely drained, thirsty and psychologically broken.
Elorf arrives from the north.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 121 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your iron carving knife.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The slow walker's bronze and sapphire bracelet, the horribly decayed zombie corpse's chiffon white pocket t-shirt and Elorf's pair of castle forged iron vambraces are hit with some of the stains.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: Mine :(
The slow walker tears at Elorf's chest with her fingernails but he just parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 117 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your copper carving knife but he easily blocks the blow with his left hand.
sl walker 1
Launching a special attack is quite a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You prepare to launch a powerful attack against the decaying walker.
> One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's stomach with his teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of orange canvas hiking boots and the stumbling walker's pair of plain pink chiffon tracksuit bottoms are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 113 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You launch a powerful attack.  You cut the decaying walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
Merk gets a closed copy of the Journal of Computational Sciences and Polymorphic Complexity, an open copy of Caveman Cuisine, a closed copy of Advanced Techniques in Floating and Stinging, an open copy of A Small Boy's Guide to Power and a closed copy of Polynomial Optimisation in High-Order Recursive Descant Intelligent Algorithms from Heron Street.
Elorf stands up.
The slow walker tears at Elorf's face with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's right arm with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera, bile and blood to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's pair of brown boxer shorts, the slow walker's pair of brown leather dress shoes and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of orange linen underpants are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 109 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your copper carving knife.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Elorf eats the last of the painkiller tablet.
The slow walker bites at Elorf's left arm but his hardened steel chainmail vest absorbs most of the blow.
One of the quick zombies shreds your right leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's plain yellow satin bra, the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of black polyester knee socks and a white tealight candle are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies tears at Elorf's chest with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 97 (1000) Stamina: 612 (1000)
The slow walker tears at Elorf's chest with her fingernails but his hardened steel chainmail vest absorbs most of the blow.
One of the quick zombies slices open Elorf's left arm with quick zombie's hand.
One of the quick zombies slices open Elorf's chest with quick zombie's hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 97 (1000) Stamina: 612 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your copper carving knife.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf can be heard struggling briefly, the noises partially masked by hollow moans, before the radio cuts out again.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: Radio Terra Libre is the last radio station in Western Europe.
The decaying walker tears at your head with his fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 85 (1000) Stamina: 494 (1000)
The decaying walker stands up.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 85 (1000) Stamina: 494 (1000)
The decaying walker tears at your left hand with his fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 77 (1000) Stamina: 338 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: The Covenant may have forsaken most technology, but they haven't gone so far as to abandon radio.
trip walker 1
You cannot trip because trip is on cooldown for another 1 minute and 37 seconds.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 69 (1000) Stamina: 338 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
kick walker 1
Launching a special attack is  quite a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against the decaying walker, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> The stumbling walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood and viscera is especially pungent.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies, one of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
Two stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Two swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker tears at your right arm with his fingernails but you just dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 52 (1000) Stamina: 338 (1000)
The decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
You are being greatly disadvantaged in attack by your energy levels.
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: We picked up this public broadcast from Spain, and we're passing it on to you.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
The decaying walker tears at your right leg with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 40 (1000) Stamina: 338 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Merk gets a cyBorg and a mineral water bottle from Heron Street.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 36 (1000) Stamina: 338 (1000)
You are being somewhat disadvantaged in attack by your resolve levels.
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
One of the quick zombies shreds your back with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood and bile to spray everywhere.  The stumbling walker's pair of white cotton knee socks, a horribly decayed zombie corpse and the quick zombie's pair of striped grey polyester tracksuit bottoms are hit with some of the stains.
The decaying walker tears at your neck with his fingernails but you just dodge out of the way.
Health: 919 (1000) Energy: 16 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: Hola, this is the Last Covenant, the Last Covenant are calling.
One of the quick zombies tears at your right arm with her fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Health: 919 (1000) Energy: 8 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
The slow walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
The decaying walker tears at your chest with his fingernails but you deftly dodge out of the way.
Health: 919 (1000) Energy: 0 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: We are the instrument of God's will on this planet.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 919 (1000) Energy: 0 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
You can now use slash again.
sl walker 1
The decaying walker lunges at you.
You cannot slash because you don't have enough energy.
> The slow walker shuffles around.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's face with her teeth.
You are being somewhat disadvantaged in defence by your resolve levels.
The decaying walker tears at your right arm with his fingernails.
Health: 666 (1000) Energy: 0 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she dodges out of the way.
Health: 666 (1000) Energy: 0 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your copper carving knife.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: The Plague is His doing - as with the Great Flood He is wiping away immorality.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: 14 left
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right hand with her fingernails.
The decaying walker tears at your left arm with his fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 434 (1000) Energy: 0 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the decaying walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
The decaying walker tears at your right leg with his fingernails but you deftly dodge out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 434 (1000) Energy: 17 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: Give yourselves to the Covenant my children, and we will shelter you.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's right foot with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Merk's mineral water bottle and the stumbling walker's pair of green vinyl trousers are hit with some of the stains.
The decaying walker tears at your right leg with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Health: 434 (1000) Energy: 9 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 434 (1000) Energy: 5 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the decaying walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The decaying walker tears at your left leg with his fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she just dodges out of the way.
Health: 170 (1000) Energy: 1 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: We will feed you.  We will clothe you.  We will teach you the ways of the LORD.
The decaying walker tears at your left leg with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's faded photograph is hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she just dodges out of the way.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 1 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your copper carving knife.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) The radio crackles into life, and April can be heard screaming briefly.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
You can now use kick again.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: Those who take on a shield of faith need never fear the dead.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies, the decaying walker and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left leg with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's geeky black t-shirt, the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of red leather twister jeans and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of yellow boxer shorts are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: A pious soul can walk amongst the demons without angst or anxiety.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of viscera and blood is especially sharp.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: We will rebuild a more perfect world for the LORD.
One of the stumbling walkers sniffs hungrily at the air.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: Come join us.  Your soul is forfeit otherwise.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) A Spanish man's voice: For those who have forged alliances with the heretics, such as Osiris or UNPARC, do not despair.  We will save you the endless fires of hell by ending your sinful ways as early as we can.
Elorf leaves south.
1240 I don't believe I've killed a single thing yet, but I'm doing okay at absorbing their attacks
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile and blood is especially noticeable.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: I guess even the hardcore religious have to advertise for members.  Anyway, if you're interested I know there's a few places where the Covenant are strong.
The stumbling walker, the swift zombie and the quick zombie shamble south.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially sharp.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
[Radio Terra Libre] (1251 MHz) Ben Eeking: Who knows.  Maybe they're right.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The stumbling walker, the slow walker and the quick zombie shamble south.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf will need a psychiater after this
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she deftly blocks the blow with her left hand.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
1240 I don't believe I've killed a single thing yet, but I'm doing okay at absorbing their attacks
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: I don't believe I've killed a single thing yet, but I'm doing okay at absorbing their attacks
You speak into the simple radio.
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Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (clear), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling, Merk and a quick zombie are fighting and in the scrum, a decaying walker, three swift zombies and a quick zombie are standing here and Ror The Inedible is lying on the ground.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins and a white tealight candle are on the ground.
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> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
You can now use trip again.
k walker 1
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the decaying walker who is already hunting Elorf.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
trip walker 1
One of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
Two swift zombies and the decaying walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies and the stumbling walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds your stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of pink rubber biker cowboy boots, the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of plain white chiffon tracksuit bottoms and a mineral water bottle are hit with some of the stains.
The stumbling walker prepares to engage.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 67 (1000) Stamina: 600 (1000)
The decaying walker prepares to engage.
You ineptly slash at the decaying walker with your iron carving knife.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Merk's right arm with his teeth.
Launching a special attack is  quite a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You prepare to launch a powerful attack against the decaying walker, but he manages to counteract your maneouver.
> Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds your right arm with her fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 25 (1000) Stamina: 223 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's left foot with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of side tied red velvet panties is hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's right hand with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's right leg with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of green canvas underpants and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's plain yellow satin bra are hit with some of the stains.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
sl walker 1
A slow walker, two stumbling walkers and a swift zombie shamble in from the south.
The slow walker and one of the stumbling walkers move aggressively towards you!
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack and you are not in combat with your target.
> The slow walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your chest with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's grey fatigue shirt and the swift zombie's brown polyester tie are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 765 (1000) Energy: 38 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the quick zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
The decaying walker manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
One of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers move aggressively towards you!
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's back with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The stumbling walker's pair of black wool underpants and the decaying walker's black pirate t-shirt are hit with some of the stains.
You are being slightly disadvantaged in defence by your burden.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at your left leg with her teeth.
One of the stumbling walkers shreds Ror The Inedible's left leg with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of white canvas jeans and a horribly decayed zombie corpse are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 282 (1000) Energy: 26 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
One of the stumbling walkers prepares to engage.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's chest with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The decaying walker's white wool tracksuit top and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of red canvas plain trainers are hit with some of the stains.
The slow walker shreds Ror The Inedible's chest with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices open Ror The Inedible's chest with swift zombie's bite.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's left hand.
One of the quick zombies slices quick zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's right leg.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The stumbling walker's pair of purple wool dress trousers is hit with some of the stains.
One of the stumbling walkers slices open Ror The Inedible's face with stumbling walker's hand.
Health: 282 (1000) Energy: 22 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's left leg.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
The slow walker bites at your stomach but you deftly dodge out of the way.
One of the stumbling walkers bites at your back but you just dodge out of the way.
Health: 282 (1000) Energy: 2 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the stumbling walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
The slow walker tears at your head with her fingernails.
The decaying walker slices decaying walker's hand deeply into your left arm.
The force of the blow causes viscera, bile and blood to spray everywhere.  Merk's aluminium lighter, swift zombie's and a mineral water bottle are hit with some of the stains.
One of the stumbling walkers slices open your face with stumbling walker's hand.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 0 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the stumbling walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of viscera reaches your nostrils.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April can be heard struggling briefly, the noises partially masked by hollow moans, before the radio cuts out again.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Maybe we should have just stocked on molotov cocktails and throw tose
health walker 1
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> The slow walker shambles south.
The stumbling walker shambles south.
[dwchat] (1301 MHz) Kalinice@Dead Souls Dev: http://oi40.tinypic.com/30vdg7s.jpg
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
The stumbling walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera and bile is especially sharp.
The quick zombie shambles south.
The swift zombie shambles south.
Merk is emiting a pretty smelly odour - a heady bouquet of blood and viscera reaches your nostrils.
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: We're working as fodder for the ones with more than 5 combat levels
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Demonoid can be heard screaming desperately as the voice crackles over the radio.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
1240 They're retreating!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: They're retreating!
You speak into the simple radio.
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The stumbling walker shambles south.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (clear), north (the quick zombie and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling and three swift zombies, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and a quick zombie are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins and a white tealight candle is on the ground.
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Wellbeing           En 75 (1000), Th 433 (1000), Ox 1000 (1000), Hu 718 (1000), He 1000 (1000), St 1000 (1000), Re 0 (1000)
Profession          Soldier, level 35, Highest Title: None, Post-Nominals: None
Accomplishments     31 (997) Achievement Points, 23 (700) Quest Points, 0 Community Points
Burden              Current Burden 7%, Current Inventory Weight: 5 kg, Maximum Weight: 40 kg
Age                 2 days and 9 hours old, logged in 55 times
Mortality           0 (10) doses of vaccine, 0 (5) lucky escapes, 2 (2) second winds
Stats               S (7), W (7), I (7), D (7)
Alignment           You have no moral compass.
Morality            Violence: 210, Order: 167, Justice: 893, Loyalty: -6
Points              21 Command Points, 71 Knack Points, 0 XP
Elo Rankings        You are completely unranked
Roleplaying         Prestige: Incredibly Low, Available Points to Spend: 23, Points Awarded to you: 1
Overall Score       817
> The decaying walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood and bile reaches your nostrils.
k walker 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the decaying walker who is already hunting Elorf.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
trip walker 1
You cannot trip because trip is on cooldown for another 37 seconds and your target is not in a suitable position to attack.
> The quick zombie throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies and the stumbling walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Two swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 100 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
The decaying walker prepares to engage you!
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 100 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts arrives from the north.
Four swift zombies, the stumbling walker and the quick zombie move aggressively towards you!
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 100 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at your chest with his teeth.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
You are already in that state.
You cannot help but yield your ground to the decaying walker's engage.
One of the swift zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' face with her fingernails.
The quick zombie shreds your head with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera, bile and blood to spray everywhere.  A horribly decayed zombie corpse, Merk's grey mahogany cricket bat and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of green denim combat trousers are hit with some of the stains.
The decaying walker bites at your left leg but you easily dodge out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but he easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 76 (1000) Stamina: 144 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
One of the swift zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right arm with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his iron garden fork.
One of the swift zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with his fingernails.
sl walker 1
Elorf arrives from the north.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with her teeth.
The quick zombie shreds your right arm with his fingernails.
The decaying walker bites at your left leg but you easily dodge out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 684 (1000) Energy: 52 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but she deftly blocks the blow with her left hand.
One of the swift zombies shreds your right arm with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's bite deeply into your left leg.
One of the swift zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his iron garden fork.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April screams briefly, then falls silent.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts stands up.
The stumbling walker tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's head on his iron garden fork.
One of the swift zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left foot with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of grey wool sports socks and your simple radio are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies slices open Mr Martinez Of Hearts' back with swift zombie's hand.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez screams briefly, then falls silent.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts slips into unconsciousness.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's stomach with her fingernails.
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the swift zombies bites at Elorf's right leg but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's right leg with his fingernails.
A stumbling walker, a swift zombie, two quick zombies and a slow walker shamble in from the south.
One of the swift zombies staggers around, blocking access to the south.
One of the quick zombies stares hungrily to the south, making travel in that direction more complicated.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's chest with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood and bile to spray everywhere.  Mr Martinez Of Hearts' red votive candle and the quick zombie's plain white wool bra are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Elorf's head with his teeth.
The decaying walker savagely tears at Elorf's stomach with his teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  Merk's open copy of Caveman Cuisine, the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of blue boxer shorts and the swift zombie's geeky wifi black cotton t-shirt are hit with some of the stains.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
Elorf stands up.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's bite deeply into Elorf's right leg.
The decaying walker slices decaying walker's hand deeply into Elorf's stomach.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The stumbling walker's pair of pink boxer shorts and two zombie corpses are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the swift zombies slices open Elorf's left foot with swift zombie's hand.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf can be heard struggling briefly, the noises partially masked by hollow moans, before the radio cuts out again.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
Elorf is pretty smelly - the smell of blood and bile is especially pungent.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The force of the blow causes bile and blood to spray everywhere.  Two zombie corpses are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of plain purple satin panties and the swift zombie's pair of white canvas sandals are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's chest with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with his fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left hand with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's left arm.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: 9, 7, 7, 7
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: My stats :(
You can now use trip again.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is emiting an absolutely pungent odour - a heady bouquet of blood and bile reaches your nostrils.
You are completely drained, thirsty and psychologically broken.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Demonoid: "You successfully disengage. Queued command: nw, Health: 650 (1000) Energy: 817 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000), The swift zombie prepares to charge you! You are knocked prone onto your back!"
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially sharp.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: oh man.
score stats
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of viscera reaches your nostrils.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
The stumbling walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood and bile reaches your nostrils.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
The decaying walker, two swift zombies, one of the stumbling walkers and one of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
The slow walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
score stats
Stats               S (7), W (7), I (7), D (7)
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts climbs to his feet with a groan.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's chest with her fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: that's bad luck. i had something very similar a few times
Merk stands up.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Merk's chest with her teeth.
A gust of wind rustles your clothes as it catches the odd, unsecured section.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's chest with her fingernails.
sc
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's blue Scotland t-shirt and the stumbling walker's pair of black boxer shorts are hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Wellbeing           En 132 (1000), Th 413 (1000), Ox 1000 (1000), Hu 698 (1000), He 1000 (1000), St 1000 (1000), Re 0 (1000)
Profession          Soldier, level 35, Highest Title: None, Post-Nominals: None
Accomplishments     31 (997) Achievement Points, 23 (700) Quest Points, 0 Community Points
Burden              Current Burden 7%, Current Inventory Weight: 5 kg, Maximum Weight: 40 kg
Age                 2 days and 9 hours old, logged in 55 times
Mortality           0 (10) doses of vaccine, 0 (5) lucky escapes, 2 (2) second winds
Stats               S (7), W (7), I (7), D (7)
Alignment           You have no moral compass.
Morality            Violence: 210, Order: 167, Justice: 893, Loyalty: -6
Points              21 Command Points, 71 Knack Points, 0 XP
Elo Rankings        You are completely unranked
Roleplaying         Prestige: Incredibly Low, Available Points to Spend: 23, Points Awarded to you: 1
Overall Score       817
> 
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Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The light matures into the mellow gold of mid morning on this rainy slightly chilly spring.
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the swift zombies), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling, a quick zombie and Merk are fighting and in the scrum, Ror The Inedible is lying on the ground and a slow walker, two quick zombies, four swift zombies, a stumbling walker, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts and a decaying walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins and a white tealight candle is on the ground.
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> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
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Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Wellbeing           En 132 (1000), Th 413 (1000), Ox 1000 (1000), Hu 698 (1000), He 1000 (1000), St 1000 (1000), Re 0 (1000)
Profession          Soldier, level 35, Highest Title: None, Post-Nominals: None
Accomplishments     31 (997) Achievement Points, 23 (700) Quest Points, 0 Community Points
Burden              Current Burden 7%, Current Inventory Weight: 5 kg, Maximum Weight: 40 kg
Age                 2 days and 9 hours old, logged in 55 times
Mortality           0 (10) doses of vaccine, 0 (5) lucky escapes, 2 (2) second winds
Stats               S (7), W (7), I (7), D (7)
Alignment           You have no moral compass.
Morality            Violence: 210, Order: 167, Justice: 893, Loyalty: -6
Points              21 Command Points, 71 Knack Points, 0 XP
Elo Rankings        You are completely unranked
Roleplaying         Prestige: Incredibly Low, Available Points to Spend: 23, Points Awarded to you: 1
Overall Score       817
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
[WeAreGonnaDie] Elorf: Maybe I opt out...
Elorf considers one of the quick zombies.
powernap
You lie down on the ground, curl up in a ball and attempt to sleep for a few minutes.
> Elorf appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Elorf studies three quick zombies, a slow walker, five swift zombies, two stumbling walkers, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and you.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she just blocks the blow with her right hand.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the stumbling walkers bends over and throws up a chunky stream of blood.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies three quick zombies, a slow walker, five swift zombies, two stumbling walkers, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and you.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: They're literally tearing my clothes off
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk is emiting a pretty smelly odour - a heady bouquet of viscera and blood reaches your nostrils.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
The decaying walker, two swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies and the slow walker throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her right hand.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Elorf studies three quick zombies, a slow walker, five swift zombies, two stumbling walkers, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and you.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies three quick zombies, a slow walker, five swift zombies, two stumbling walkers, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and you.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
l
Queued command: l
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Eli: well, tha'ts how they get to the meat
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror: regroup?
The slow walker emits a croaky moan as it stagger about.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
You gain control of your limbs once more and can stand once again.
You feel as if your nap did you some good.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
[Cpu usage for period = 14.042963%, Average usage = 10.827914%,  Fault rate is 0]
[Machine lag is 0 seconds (average) 0 seconds (min) 2 seconds (max) 1 seconds (burst) 723.66 MB memory]
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies three quick zombies, a slow walker, five swift zombies, two stumbling walkers, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and you.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Demonoid: that's why combat his horrible, by the time you've disengaged, your prone again.
look
Queued command: look
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Elorf reads the collectible card.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's chest with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror: with like chainsaws and bombs?
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers and two swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The slow walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
score
Queued command: score
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf leaves north.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
stop all
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
See "syntax stop" for the input patterns.
> Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
syntax stop
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the swift zombies), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling, a quick zombie, Ror The Inedible and Merk are fighting and in the scrum and a slow walker, two quick zombies, four swift zombies, a stumbling walker, Mr Martinez Of Hearts and a decaying walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins and a white tealight candle is on the ground.
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You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the swift zombies), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling, a quick zombie, Ror The Inedible and Merk are fighting and in the scrum and a slow walker, two quick zombies, four swift zombies, a stumbling walker, Mr Martinez Of Hearts and a decaying walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins and a white tealight candle is on the ground.
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Queued command: syntax stop
> Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Wellbeing           En 332 (1000), Th 413 (1000), Ox 1000 (1000), Hu 698 (1000), He 1000 (1000), St 1000 (1000), Re 0 (1000)
Profession          Soldier, level 35, Highest Title: None, Post-Nominals: None
Accomplishments     31 (997) Achievement Points, 23 (700) Quest Points, 0 Community Points
Burden              Current Burden 7%, Current Inventory Weight: 5 kg, Maximum Weight: 40 kg
Age                 2 days and 9 hours old, logged in 55 times
Mortality           0 (10) doses of vaccine, 0 (5) lucky escapes, 2 (2) second winds
Stats               S (7), W (7), I (7), D (7)
Alignment           You have no moral compass.
Morality            Violence: 210, Order: 167, Justice: 893, Loyalty: -6
Points              21 Command Points, 71 Knack Points, 0 XP
Elo Rankings        You are completely unranked
Roleplaying         Prestige: Incredibly Low, Available Points to Spend: 23, Points Awarded to you: 1
Overall Score       817
Forms of syntax available for the command 'stop':
stop 
stop {fight|fighting} 
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
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Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts's black chemical protective jacket breaks!
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm with her teeth.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the swift zombies), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling, a quick zombie, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible and Merk are fighting and in the scrum and a slow walker, two quick zombies, four swift zombies, a stumbling walker and a decaying walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins and a white tealight candle is on the ground.
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> The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the quick zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with her fingernails.
k walker 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the slow walker.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
You stand up.
One of the stumbling walkers stands uncertainly, looking around with vague hunger.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the quick zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 332 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The slow walker prepares to engage you!
One of the quick zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with her fingernails.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 332 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the quick zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails.
sl walker 1
You cannot slash because your target is not in a suitable position to attack.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: Oh great, I got digestion troubles :p
Merk ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the quick zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 332 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the quick zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez screams briefly, then falls silent.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts slips into unconsciousness.
You are already in that state.
You cannot help but yield your ground to the slow walker's engage.
trip walker 1
A stumbling walker shambles in from the south.
Two quick zombies, five swift zombies, three stumbling walkers and the decaying walker move aggressively towards you!
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers slices open Merk's left arm with stumbling walker's hand.
The slow walker tears at your chest with her fingernails but you just dodge out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds your left leg with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's pair of striped orange wool tracksuit bottoms and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of white silk sports socks are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies tears at Ror The Inedible's head with her fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's chest with his teeth.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the decaying walker with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 341 (1000) Stamina: 589 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the quick zombies with your copper carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies slices open Merk's right hand with swift zombie's hand.
One of the swift zombies shreds your left leg with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  A horribly decayed zombie corpse and the decaying walker's pair of flashing yellow rubber trainers are hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at your left arm with his teeth.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
You cannot trip because your target is not in a suitable position to attack.
> One of the stumbling walkers tears at your left leg with his fingernails but you just dodge out of the way.
You are being somewhat disadvantaged in defence by your resolve levels.
The slow walker tears at your right leg with her fingernails but you just dodge out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds your stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of black wool trousers and the stumbling walker's pair of green vinyl trousers are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left foot with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Mr Martinez Of Hearts' cheap flashlight is hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left arm with his fingernails.
The decaying walker tears at your chest with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the decaying walker with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 378 (1000) Energy: 289 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's stomach.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of black wool trousers and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's some pence are hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies shreds your stomach with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's strappy yellow wool print dress is hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies tears at your chest with his fingernails but you easily dodge out of the way.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's left arm.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) The radio crackles into life, and April can be heard screaming briefly.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is absolutely pungent - the smell of blood is especially aromatic.
[Cleaning 109 idle rooms]
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of viscera is especially noticeable.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Eli: oh no!
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of viscera reaches your nostrils.
Elorf arrives from the north.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
The slow walker is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
Elorf says: Just admit it
Elorf says: We are screwed
The stumbling walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera and blood is especially noticeable.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts climbs to his feet with a groan.
Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
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Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of blood and viscera is especially fragrant.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the swift zombies), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
A stumbling walker and a swift zombie are crawling and Elorf, two stumbling walkers, three quick zombies, a slow walker, four swift zombies, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk and a decaying walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins and a white tealight candle is on the ground.
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> Ror The Inedible says with a Scottish accent: yeah, maybe :(
say everyone on "walker 1". Let's take this bastard down.
You say: everyone on "walker 1". Let's take this bastard down.
> 
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Wellbeing           En 373 (1000), Th 393 (1000), Ox 1000 (1000), Hu 698 (1000), He 1000 (1000), St 1000 (1000), Re 0 (1000)
Profession          Soldier, level 35, Highest Title: None, Post-Nominals: None
Accomplishments     31 (997) Achievement Points, 23 (700) Quest Points, 0 Community Points
Burden              Current Burden 7%, Current Inventory Weight: 5 kg, Maximum Weight: 40 kg
Age                 2 days and 9 hours old, logged in 55 times
Mortality           0 (10) doses of vaccine, 0 (5) lucky escapes, 2 (2) second winds
Stats               S (7), W (7), I (7), D (7)
Alignment           You have no moral compass.
Morality            Violence: 210, Order: 167, Justice: 893, Loyalty: -6
Points              21 Command Points, 71 Knack Points, 0 XP
Elo Rankings        You are completely unranked
Roleplaying         Prestige: Incredibly Low, Available Points to Spend: 23, Points Awarded to you: 1
Overall Score       817
> Ror The Inedible says with a Scottish accent: ok :D
Elorf says: Sure
The decaying walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
say ho!
You exclaim: ho!
> 
k walker 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the stumbling walkers.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies and the slow walker wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 373 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers prepares to engage you!
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 373 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 373 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
A Krieger's plastic carrier bag skims sadly across the ground at erratic intervals, propelled by the occasional sudden breeze.
You are already in that state.
You cannot help but yield your ground to one of the stumbling walkers's engage.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's head on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's pair of orange boxer shorts and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's white cotton shirt are hit with some of the stains.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Elorf's stomach with his fingernails but he parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's right leg with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 398 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the stumbling walkers with your copper carving knife but he easily blocks the blow with his left hand.
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's head on his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's chest with his steel carving knife.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of black cotton fencenet stockings is hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 394 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the stumbling walkers with your iron carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's face on his iron garden fork.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's stomach with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 390 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the stumbling walkers with your copper carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the stumbling walkers deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  Ror The Inedible's pair of white denim jeans is hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible attempts to trip one of the stumbling walkers but he deftly blocks the blow with his right hand.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 386 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
trip walker 1
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
Elorf appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Elorf studies Elorf, three stumbling walkers, three quick zombies, a slow walker, five swift zombies, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and you.
Launching a special attack is  a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to trip one of the stumbling walkers, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's head on his iron garden fork.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' back with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's chest with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 356 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You snick the stumbling walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
Elorf dealt the death blow to the stumbling walker.
say YAY! :D
One of the swift zombies and one of the stumbling walkers stand up.
You say: YAY! :D
> 
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Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the swift zombies), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
Elorf, three quick zombies, a slow walker, five swift zombies, two stumbling walkers, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk and a decaying walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins, a white tealight candle and a fresh zombie corpse is on the ground.
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> Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies Elorf, three quick zombies, a slow walker, five swift zombies, two stumbling walkers, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and you.
Merk exclaims with an Irish accent: And again!
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially sharp.
You are exhausted, extremely thirsty and psychologically broken.
Your arm hangs limply and uselessly by your side.
Elorf woos.
Maestro tells you:  The NPCs around the world often have interesting things to tell you, if you would only just 'ask' them.   If you're finding it difficult to identify things that they will talk about, try setting one of the conversational keyword options in 'options mud_output'.
say sure :D
Merk says with an Irish accent: 3
You say: sure :D
> Elorf is emiting a pretty smelly odour - a heady bouquet of bile and blood reaches your nostrils.
Merk says with an Irish accent: 2
Merk says with an Irish accent: 1
k walker 1
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially noticeable.
Ror The Inedible asks with a Scottish accent: which one we going for?
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the slow walker.
> Merk exclaims with an Irish accent: go!
One of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the stumbling walkers and one of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Two quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
The slow walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The slow walker prepares to engage you!
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 377 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The moans of the dead rattle through your broken mind like the peal of church-bells.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 377 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Elorf asks: WAlker 1?
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 377 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You are already in that state.
You cannot help but yield your ground to the slow walker's engage.
trip walker 1
The slow walker tears at Elorf's left leg with her fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the slow walker's head on his iron garden fork.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Elorf nicks the slow walker's right arm with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 377 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You are being extremely disadvantaged in attack by your dual wielding.
You ineptly slash at the slow walker with your iron carving knife.
You cannot trip because trip is on cooldown for another 1 minute and 29 seconds.
> Ror The Inedible nods.
The slow walker tears at Elorf's face with her fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs the slow walker deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes viscera, blood and bile to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's 3 pence, Elorf's platinum lion rampant ring and slow walker's are hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at the slow walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the slow walker's chest with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the slow walker with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 373 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You snick the slow walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
sl walker 1
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of viscera is especially fragrant.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts says with a German accent: yeah
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the slow walker's face on his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the slow walker's left foot with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the slow walker with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 394 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the slow walker with your iron carving knife.
Launching a special attack is a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against the slow walker, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs the slow walker deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
Elorf slices open the slow walker's stomach with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the slow walker with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 360 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the slow walker with your copper carving knife.
Elorf dealt the death blow to the slow walker.
Merk says with an Irish accent: Yep
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is emiting an absolutely pungent odour - the smell of blood and bile is especially sharp.
The quick zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially pungent.
Merk exclaims with an Irish accent: Again!
Elorf says: Hey, I'm even making expies from this
say Now we're getting somewhere!
You exclaim: Now we're getting somewhere!
> The stumbling walker is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood and viscera is especially fragrant.
One of the stumbling walkers prepares to engage.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
The decaying walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
Two quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the stumbling walkers wheezes out a dread moan.
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.One of the stumbling walkers lunges at you.
The stumbling walker manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
k walker 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the stumbling walkers.
> One of the stumbling walkers tears at Elorf's left arm with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's head on his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's right arm with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 381 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the stumbling walkers with your iron carving knife.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's head on his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's left arm with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 377 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the stumbling walkers with your copper carving knife but he dodges out of the way.
sl walker 1
Merk says with an Irish accent: GO
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' back with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's face on his iron garden fork.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's left arm with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 373 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Launching a special attack is a lot more difficult because your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You prepare to launch a powerful attack against one of the stumbling walkers.
> One of the stumbling walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' head with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the stumbling walker's head on his iron garden fork.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's left arm with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 343 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You launch a powerful attack.  You snick the stumbling walker's neck with your copper carving knife.
One of the stumbling walkers tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left leg with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the stumbling walkers with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 339 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You snick the stumbling walker's neck with your iron carving knife.
Ror The Inedible dealt the death blow to the stumbling walker.
cheer
That's not a valid command here.
> 
emote cheers
You emote: April Of Hearts cheers
> 
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Ror The Inedible dances the disco duck.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts says with a German accent: I'm not, lucky escape debuff
Merk says with an Irish accent: And another... GO
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the swift zombies), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
Elorf, three quick zombies, five swift zombies, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk, a decaying walker and a stumbling walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins, a white tealight candle and three zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> The decaying walker prepares to engage.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 360 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up on the sidelines.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 360 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 360 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The decaying walker manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
k walker
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs the decaying walker deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
Merk ineptly swings at the decaying walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he deftly dodges out of the way.
Merk is emiting a pretty smelly odour - the smell of viscera and blood is especially fragrant.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 360 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You cannot kill because you are fighting.
> One of the quick zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies and the stumbling walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
The decaying walker and two swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The decaying walker tears at Elorf's right arm with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf nicks the decaying walker's head with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 360 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The moans and groans of the dead have left you a nervous wreck - every new moan is an exquisite chord played on your nerves by a master.
sl walker
You cannot slash because slash is on cooldown for another 6 seconds and you are not in the right position to perform that command.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the decaying walker's face on his iron garden fork.
Merk ineptly swings at the decaying walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he just dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker bites at Elorf's back but he parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
Elorf nicks the decaying walker's left arm with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 360 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the decaying walker's face on his iron garden fork.
Merk ineptly swings at the decaying walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he deftly dodges out of the way.
The decaying walker tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf slices his steel carving knife deeply into the decaying walker's head.
The force of the blow causes blood and bile to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's one penny, the fresh zombie corpse's geeky wifi black cotton t-shirt and a horribly decayed zombie corpse are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the decaying walker with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 360 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Killing the decaying walker awarded you 1 xp.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the decaying walker.
The stumbling walker stands up.
You can now use slash again.
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Merk says with an Irish accent: Man, we're nailing this
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the swift zombies), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
Elorf, three quick zombies, five swift zombies, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk and a stumbling walker are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins, a white tealight candle and four zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: Welp
say one last walker?
Mr Martinez Of Hearts says with a German accent: last one
You ask: one last walker?
> Merk exclaims with an Irish accent: GO!
k walker 1
Ror The Inedible says with a Scottish accent: if only we did this from the start :p
The stumbling walker prepares to engage.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack the stumbling walker.
> Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 410 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The swift zombie shambles south.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 410 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The stumbling walker manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
sl walker 1
Elorf grins.
Launching a special attack is somewhat more difficult because your resolve is low.
You prepare to launch a powerful attack against the stumbling walker, but he manages to counteract your maneouver.
> One of the quick zombies and four swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
The stumbling walker shreds Elorf's stomach with his fingernails.
The stumbling walker stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Elorf nicks the stumbling walker's right leg with his steel carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 380 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the stumbling walker with your iron carving knife.
You can now use trip again.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts drives his iron garden fork into the stumbling walker's face.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Elorf's is hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at the stumbling walker with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he deftly dodges out of the way.
Elorf slices his steel carving knife deeply into the stumbling walker's chest.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the stumbling walker with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 376 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - a heady bouquet of blood reaches your nostrils.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts dealt the death blow to the stumbling walker.
trip walker 1
Cannot find "walker", no match.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: hmm?
look
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (clear), north (one of the quick zombies and one of the swift zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
Elorf, three quick zombies, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, four swift zombies, Ror The Inedible and Merk are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins, a white tealight candle and five zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> A swift zombie shambles in from the south.
Three quick zombies and five swift zombies move aggressively towards you!
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up on the sidelines.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
The swift zombie is emiting a slightly aromatic odour - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Elorf is absolutely pungent - the smell of blood and bile is especially fragrant.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
One of the quick zombies shreds Merk's left arm with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's pair of green denim dress trousers is hit with some of the stains.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's stomach with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's pair of grey chiffon sports socks, the fresh zombie corpse's geeky wifi black cotton t-shirt and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of green boxer shorts are hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible stands up.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's neck with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge you!
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
say That's what you get for not being alive, deadies!
You exclaim: That's what you get for not being alive, deadies!
> One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right foot with her fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Merk stands up.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's chest with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's left hand with his fingernails.
Elorf says: Oi, those attack in a group
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's chest with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  A horribly decayed zombie corpse is hit with some of the stains.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's left leg with his fingernails.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's stomach with her fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the swift zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts stands up.
One of the swift zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with her fingernails but he deftly dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts's pair of blue leather chemically protective trousers breaks!
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with her teeth.
k swift 1
The force of the blow causes viscera, bile and blood to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's pair of striped pink canvas tracksuit bottoms, the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of orange canvas hiking boots and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's plain blue t-shirt are hit with some of the stains.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at one of the swift zombies with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right hand with her fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially fragrant.
Cannot find "swift", no match.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts stabs one of the swift zombies deeply in the head with his iron garden fork.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge you!
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 401 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
You can now use slash again.
One of the swift zombies tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with his fingernails but he easily dodges out of the way.
You refuse to yield your ground to one of the quick zombies's charge.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge you!
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right leg with her teeth.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 301 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the swift zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' back with his fingernails.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially aromatic.
One of the swift zombies shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right arm with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  Elorf's yellow satin tie and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of side tied red velvet panties are hit with some of the stains.
You are knocked prone onto your back!
You move from on the sidelines to in the scrum.
You cannot help but yield your ground to one of the swift zombies's charge.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez screams briefly, then falls silent.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts slips into unconsciousness.
k swift zombie 1
You cannot kill because you have been knocked prone and you are fighting.
> One of the quick zombies tears at your back with his fingernails but you easily parry the blow with your copper carving knife.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 218 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at your left arm with her teeth.
One of the quick zombies shreds your left leg with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  Something and Mr Martinez Of Hearts' beaded silver anklet are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 202 (1000) Stamina: 429 (1000)
One of the swift zombies shreds your left leg with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at your chest with his teeth.
You gain control of your limbs once more and can stand once again.
You stand up.
Health: 505 (1000) Energy: 186 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
One of the swift zombies shreds your right hand with his fingernails.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
k swift zombie 1
Health: 36 (1000) Energy: 174 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's stomach with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies tears at Elorf's right foot with his fingernails but he easily parries the blow with his steel carving knife.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Elorf's stomach with his teeth.
You cannot kill because you are fighting.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts is absolutely pungent - the smell of bile and blood is especially pungent.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's left hand with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's blue Scotland t-shirt is hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies slices open your left hand with quick zombie's hand.
The force of the blow causes blood and bile to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's white wool tracksuit top, your simple radio and Mr Martinez Of Hearts' are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 162 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife but he easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's left leg with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Elorf's right hand.
The force of the blow causes viscera, bile and blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's balsa bangle, the fresh zombie corpse's pair of purple boxer shorts and the fresh zombie corpse's pair of purple wool dress trousers are hit with some of the stains.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April screams briefly, then falls silent.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially fragrant.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: Oh, all those deaths :p
The swift zombie shambles south.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Hugo*: Haha man
The swift zombie shambles south.
Ror The Inedible and Merk climbs to his feet with a groan.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies throws his head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of viscera is especially noticeable.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: mine was unrelated :(
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
One of the quick zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's left leg with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The quick zombie's pairs of chunky green vinyl boots and the fresh zombie corpse's pair of pink boxer shorts are hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right leg with her fingernails.
Merk groans.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's chest with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's Dunglen United away shirt is hit with some of the stains.
One of the quick zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's left hand with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices swift zombie's hand deeply into Ror The Inedible's left leg.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts climbs to his feet with a groan.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: lol that swift zombie that came in from the south triggered all zombies again
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
look
Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (clear), north (one of the quick zombies) and west (closed door and one of the quick zombies).
Ror The Inedible is lying on the ground and three swift zombies, Elorf, three quick zombies, Mr Martinez Of Hearts and Merk are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins, a white tealight candle and five zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> Elorf asks: Lets take the south zombie?
1240 okay, everyone on swift zombie 1 now?
Elorf begins to meditate.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: okay, everyone on swift zombie 1 now?
You speak into the simple radio.
> 
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Heron Street (barely lit)
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (clear), north (clear) and east (closed door).
A swift zombie is crawling and a swift zombie is standing here.
> The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of bile is especially fragrant.
Three quick zombies and three swift zombies shamble north.
A fly alights from a hidden crevice and buzzes past.
say south zombie?
You ask: south zombie?
> Elorf opens his eyes.Elorf shrugs.
1240 They're retreating!
You are exhausted, extremely thirsty and psychologically broken.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: They're retreating!
You speak into the simple radio.
> 
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Two swift zombies shamble in from the south.
Two quick zombies and a swift zombie shamble in from the north.
Elorf stands up.
One of the quick zombies staggers around, blocking access to the south.
Elorf exclaims: Hey, they left!
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (one of the quick zombies), north (clear) and west (closed door).
Three swift zombies and a quick zombie are fighting and in the scrum, Ror The Inedible is lying on the ground and a quick zombie, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts and Merk are standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins, a white tealight candle and five zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> Mr Martinez Of Hearts says with a German accent: might be a good idea
The best place to be at the moment would be inside with a warm cup of hot chocolate.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the quick zombies throws her head back and moans.
One of the quick zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Elorf is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Your nerves are broken, every moan of the dead brings you closer to a complete breakdown.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's left arm with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Elorf's right leg with his teeth.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's chest with her fingernails.
One of the quick zombies shreds Elorf's left hand with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's head with his fingernails.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's head with his fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: oshi-
One of the quick zombies prepares to charge.
Elorf is absolutely pungent - the smell of blood and bile is especially aromatic.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
k swift zombie 1
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
You prepare to attack one of the swift zombies.
> You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky screams.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 283 (1000) Stamina: 1000 (1000)
Mr Martinez Of Hearts says with a German accent: wat
Merk prepares to roll.
One of the swift zombies shreds your left arm with her fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 275 (1000) Stamina: 577 (1000)
You ineptly slash at one of the swift zombies with your copper carving knife.
Two swift zombies and the quick zombie shamble north.
Merk manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Merk stands up.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 271 (1000) Stamina: 577 (1000)
The swift zombie pursues you.
You ineptly slash at the swift zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk prepares to disengage.
The swift zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of blood is especially noticeable.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 267 (1000) Stamina: 577 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the swift zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible climbs to his feet with a groan.
The swift zombie shreds your right leg with her fingernails.
Health: 1000 (1000) Energy: 255 (1000) Stamina: 226 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the swift zombie with your iron carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
The classic denim blue cami breaks!
The swift zombie savagely tears at your chest with her teeth.
Health: 739 (1000) Energy: 268 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
The quick zombie bites at Merk's head.
The quick zombie is slightly aromatic - the smell of viscera is especially sharp.
Merk manoeuvres himself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
sl swift zombie 1
The swift zombie savagely tears at your left leg with her teeth.
Health: 307 (1000) Energy: 260 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You ineptly slash at the swift zombie with your copper carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Launching a special attack is quite a lot more difficult because you are bloodied, your energy levels are low, your health levels are low and your resolve is low.
You try to prepare a powerful attack against the swift zombie, but can't seem to position yourself properly.
> The swift zombie shreds your head with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  A mineral water bottle and Ror The Inedible's pair of white denim jeans are hit with some of the stains.
Health: 0 (1000) Energy: 218 (1000) Stamina: 0 (1000)
You snick the swift zombie's neck with your iron carving knife.
Broken and brutalised as you are, your very mind starts to break - you forget much of what has happened to you recently.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April screams briefly, then falls silent.
The world goes black!  You feel your conciousness slipping away...
You extract yourself completely from the current combat.
The quick zombie prepares to charge.
Merk is knocked prone onto his back!
The quick zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: 2 elites came to the fence :D
The quick zombie tears at Merk's stomach with her fingernails.
The quick zombie tears at Merk's head with her fingernails.
The swift zombie and the quick zombie wheezes out a dread moan.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the quick zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
The quick zombie shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' chest with her fingernails.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the quick zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts is absolutely pungent - the smell of bile and blood is especially pungent.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's blue polyester tracksuit top and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of red leather jeans are hit with some of the stains.
The quick zombie shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' head with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's green cotton dress is hit with some of the stains.
The swift zombie shambles north.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the quick zombie with his iron garden fork but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie savagely tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' right arm with her teeth.
The force of the blow causes viscera to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's pair of plain white satin panties and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of pink silk knee socks are hit with some of the stains.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts ineptly thrusts at the quick zombie with his iron garden fork but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie savagely tears at Mr Martinez Of Hearts' stomach with her teeth.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts impales the quick zombie's head on his iron garden fork.
The force of the blow causes bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's some pence and the horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of white polyester dress trousers are hit with some of the stains.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie shreds Mr Martinez Of Hearts' left arm with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and blood to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of flashing pink vinyl trainers, your medium orange cotton backpack and a baby aspirin are hit with some of the stains.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez screams briefly, then falls silent.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Mr Martinez Of Hearts slips into unconsciousness.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Demonoid: a swift zombie directly west of west fence.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Demonoid: bah, Cheeky.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
You can now use slash again.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
To the northeast, you see a smoke column.
The quick zombie stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
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Elorf climbs to his feet with a groan.
You are unconscious.  You can't do anything.
> Elorf exclaims: Lets just call this a victory and hold a party at the Winchester!
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the quick zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she dodges out of the way.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she easily dodges out of the way.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's stomach with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
Elorf says: Or not
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Merk is pretty smelly - the smell of viscera is especially pungent.
The quick zombie's pair of side tied green velvet panties breaks!
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's left leg with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's stomach with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she just dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie savagely tears at Elorf's right arm with her teeth.
You regain consciousness and climb to your feet.
Merk says with an Irish accent: hit the quick zombie
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat but she blocks the blow with her right hand.
Elorf nicks the quick zombie's head with his steel carving knife.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch.
The quick zombie shreds Elorf's stomach with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
The quick zombie tears at Elorf's left arm with her fingernails.
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
say Agreed! We've struck a mightly blow for the living today. Let's party!
Merk ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
You exclaim: Agreed! We've struck a mightly blow for the living today. Let's party!
> Elorf appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Elorf studies a quick zombie, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk and you.
Four swift zombies shamble in from the north.
Merk stands up.
To the northeast, the smoke column disappears.
Two swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
One of the swift zombies wheezes out a dread moan.
One of the swift zombies stares dead ahead and emits a bone-chilling moan.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the quick zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's stomach with his fingernails.
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The force of the blow causes bile and blood to spray everywhere.  The fresh zombie corpse's pair of brown satin sports socks and a baby aspirin are hit with some of the stains.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (the quick zombie), north (clear) and west (closed door).
Three swift zombies, a quick zombie, Elorf, Ror The Inedible and Merk are fighting and in the scrum, Mr Martinez Of Hearts is lying on the ground and a swift zombie is standing here.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins, a white tealight candle and two zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> The quick zombie throws her head back and moans.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat.
One of the swift zombies prepares to charge.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at the quick zombie with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the swift zombies bites at Elorf's left foot.
Ror The Inedible is knocked prone onto his back!
The swift zombie manoeuvres herself into a more desirable position on the battlefield.
Merk ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his grey mahogany cricket bat but he just blocks the blow with his right hand.
Elorf ineptly slashes at the quick zombie with his steel carving knife but she easily dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's stomach with her fingernails.
The force of the blow causes bile and blood to spray everywhere.  A horribly decayed zombie corpse and Elorf's green tungsten military assault vest are hit with some of the stains.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's left leg with his fingernails.
Merk prepares to disengage.
One of the swift zombies shreds Elorf's right foot with her fingernails.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf screams briefly, then falls silent.
Elorf falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Elorf slips into unconsciousness.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but he deftly dodges out of the way.
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Mr Martinez Of Hearts climbs to his feet with a groan.
One of the swift zombies bites at Merk's left leg.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the swift zombies tears at Merk's face with her fingernails.
Ror The Inedible stands up.
One of the swift zombies savagely tears at Ror The Inedible's left hand with his teeth.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's chest with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes viscera and bile to spray everywhere.  The horribly decayed zombie corpse's pair of yellow boxer shorts, a white tealight candle and a mineral water bottle are hit with some of the stains.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts studies four swift zombies, a quick zombie, Elorf, Mr Martinez Of Hearts, Ror The Inedible, Merk and you.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: south (the quick zombie), north (clear) and west (closed door).
Four swift zombies, a quick zombie, Ror The Inedible and Merk are fighting and in the scrum, Mr Martinez Of Hearts is standing here and Elorf is lying on the ground.
Many zombie corpses, two white plastic disposable nappies, two mineral water bottles, a pair of black leather hiking boots, a bandage, a sewing needle, a white novelty candle, two cheap large batteries, a collectible card, four baby aspirins, a white tealight candle and two zombie corpses is on the ground.
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> Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she easily dodges out of the way.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: ok guys I'm out, out of escapes and such
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch.
One of the swift zombies shreds Merk's chest with her fingernails.
The quick zombie slices quick zombie's hand deeply into Merk's right leg.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right foot with his fingernails.
The force of the blow causes blood to spray everywhere.  The swift zombie's pair of black boxer shorts is hit with some of the stains.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk screams briefly, then falls silent.
Merk falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Merk slips into unconsciousness.
Ror The Inedible ineptly swings at one of the swift zombies with his white ebony forearm crutch but she deftly dodges out of the way.
One of the swift zombies shreds Ror The Inedible's right arm with her fingernails.
One of the swift zombies slices open Ror The Inedible's left arm with swift zombie's hand.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror screams briefly, then falls silent.
Ror The Inedible falls to the ground, maybe dead!
Ror The Inedible slips into unconsciousness.
exam pack
This is a medium sized backpack, of the kind used by university students, or bicycling businesspeople.  It's made of orange cotton, and looks as if it could hold a reasonable amount of stuff.
It is lightly spattered with blood.
The medium orange cotton backpack has two main pockets and one side pocket.
It is over a quarter full with: a sewing needle, a white cotton poultice bag, a silver lighter, a heavy flashlight, an open copy of Caveman Cuisine, two cheap small batteries and a first aid kit.
It is in very poor condition.
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north
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are two obvious exits: south (clear) and northwest (clear).
A quick zombie is standing here.
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Two swift zombies and a quick zombie shamble in from the south.
Two swift zombies and a quick zombie pursue you.
> Mr Martinez Of Hearts arrives from the south.
A swift zombie shambles in from the south.
One of the swift zombies stares hungrily to the south, making travel in that direction more complicated.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves northwest.
The swift zombie shambles northwest.
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A swift zombie shambles in from the south.
Heron Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Heron Street is an unexiting, uninspired pedestrianised region of the city, serving the foot traffic around the nearby park, university and high school.  The street is blocked to car traffic through the use of bollards.  While it has been made pedestrian friendly, no effort has been made to make it in any way appealing to passersby.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: north (clear), east (clear) and southeast (clear).
A swift zombie and Mr Martinez Of Hearts are standing here.
An information poster are hanging from a nearby wall.
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A swift zombie shambles in from the southeast.
A swift zombie pursues you.
> The swift zombie stands in a way so as to vaguely block exit to the east.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts leaves north.
The swift zombie shambles southeast.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: Christ :p
east
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are two obvious exits: east (the chain-link fence) and west (the swift zombie).
A swift zombie and a quick zombie are standing here.
A chain-link fence is stretched across the street and an information poster is hanging from a nearby wall.
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A swift zombie shambles in from the west.
A swift zombie pursues you.
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east
You are no longer under the protection of Maestro.
You attempt to climb the chain-link fence, but fail to make any headway.
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east
You are drawn into the current combat, and end up in the scrum.
Two swift zombies move to intercept you as you leave the room.
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east
You attempt to climb the chain-link fence, but fail to make any headway.
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east
You attempt to climb the chain-link fence, but fail to make any headway.
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You cannot disengage because you are not currently in combat.
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east
You leap onto the fence, wriggling your hands and toes into the chains as you scale up and over.
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are four obvious exits: north (clear), east (clear), west (clear) and south (closed door).
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Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are four obvious exits: east (clear), west (clear), north (closed door) and south (clear).
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east
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are four obvious exits: north (clear), east (clear), west (clear) and south (closed door).
A little boy and Demonoid The Inedible are standing here.
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Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are four obvious exits: east (clear), west (clear), north (locked door and closed door) and south (clear).
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[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: What are you guys doing
Alphabet Street (barely lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
In the distance you can see: Nothing.
Alphabet Street is a thin, cobbled road that looks as if it had been forgotten by urban planners for a century, an impression not shaken by the fact that it seems to just exist so more interesting buildings can have a back to them.  Cobbled streets are rare in many cities, having been successively removed as a relic of a more archaic and less efficient time.  Alphabet Street, perhaps by virtue of the fact it's too narrow to allow much in the way of vehicular traffic, has been left with its distinctive stones.  The sole feature of real interest in the street is the brooding mass of the Winchester bar.
The noon day sun lies hidden behind dense clouds on this blustery slightly chilly spring.  Light rain patters from the sky
There are three obvious exits: east (clear), west (clear) and north (closed door).
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You go through the north door, opening and closing it behind you.
The Winchester's main bar (very brightly lit)
You can hear: Nothing.
While it was probably never the world's most salubrious location before the crisis, recent events have taken their toll on this shabby, barricaded pub.  The windows have been heavily fortified with boards, bricks and corrugated iron.  The main door into the pub likewise has heavy-duty barricading, with access permitted via the use of a set of sturdy metal bars.  The room itself is dominated by the wooden counter of the bar.  Above the counter is what is almost certainly a reproduction winchester rifle.  A pool table, looking somewhat out of place in this austere fortified position, stands off in a corner, and a jukebox is silent in the corner.  A cheap clock on the wall behind the counter ticks off the hours of the apocalypse.
There are four obvious exits: north (clear), south (closed door), up (clear) and down (closed door).
Shawn is sitting on the pool table and Liz is standing here.
An information poster is hanging from a nearby wall and a faction donation box is fixed to the wall.
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> There is a creaking noise as some of the fortifications settle.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: anyone want binoculars? i have a spare that i'll trade for pretty much anything
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: Are you trying to thin a massive group?
Liz says with a Scottish accent: The apocalypse was exactly what was needed to bring Shaun into his own.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Martinez: trying to kill the 39 zombies group
[Kesi enters Epitaph]
1240 Yes. We managed to get it down from 37 to about 8.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Yes. We managed to get it down from 37 to about 8.
You speak into the simple radio.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: haha
Mr Martinez Of Hearts opens the south door and comes through, closing it behind him.
Mr Martinez Of Hearts opens the cellar trapdoor and leaves through, closing it behind him.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Maw*: nice work!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) cheeky: they actually killed "many" so far
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: I've got some strange limbs after all this
1240 Fall back to the Winchester, guys! We've done enough!
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) April: Fall back to the Winchester, guys! We've done enough!
You speak into the simple radio.
> [newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Merk: The pain in leg arm intensifies as your range of effective movement with the limb decreases even further.
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Elorf: A whole 28 corpses
[newbie chatter] (1240 MHz) Ror: Your depression deepens, you fear redoubles. There is no hope in this brutal life :'(