User:Escapade

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Additional practice objects

- firing range/target thing, Barracks

- punching bag, Barracks

- possibly weight training machine, also Barracks?


Other:


Suture practise kit weighs 3 kilos.


Winchester mission - barricade 5 external flat doors [downstairs door from bedroom to back yard]

Also for the fruit one, 5 items of fruit aren't actually needed - it seems to be based on serves?


Petrol makes you sick


Searching kitchens seems to yield:

-food

-plastic bottles containing water, apple juice, baby formula, pineapple juice, orange juice

-knives of varying sorts - skinning knife, chef's knife, cleaver, butter knife, bread knife, electric bread knife [?! - powered on small batteries]

-ceramic mugs

-aluminium cans of various colas [cocoma, trypsi, barry's red?]

-aluminium saucepans

-woks

-frying pans [cheap and teflon-coated]

-stuck clear glass jars [practice item]


Searching bathrooms seems to yield:

-crutches

-tampons

-bandages

-first aid kits

-suture practice kits [practice item]

-plasters

-writing paper

-towels

-kirby grips

-chalk

-broken radios

-pills and tablets: little yellow pill, sleeping pill, nerve tablet, caffeine tablet, homoeopathic painkiller tablet, painkiller tablet

-also sometimes has locked first aid boxes, which have so far contained doses of Fluxcapacitime, stethoscopes, strong painkiller tablets, painkiller tablets and doses of Desparime

-cheap small batteries


Searching Alphabet Street seems to yield: [other streets yield slumbering zombies so far]

-road cones

-road signs

-bin lids [which so far come in soft[?] rubber, hard plastic, iron and steel]

-tattered newspaper pages

-half bricks

-car tyres

-dolls [Merry and Pippin so far]

-pneumatic drills [steel so far - powered on petrol]


The Colossus:


The vast, powerful behemoths that stalk the city of Dunglen are fearsome, but a skilled survivor can defeat them even in solo combat. This massive bastard however is to behemoths as behemoths are to normal zombies.

It's the size of a small house with vast, rippling muscles and jaws filled with crooked, but viciously sharp and jagged teeth. Its massive folds of heaving, undulating skin act like a loincloth of sorts, but one has to assume that it's naked.

He is in good shape.

He is standing.


Types of food found so far, plus descriptions: [including spelling mistakes]


a chunk of cherry pie filling

This is some a small pile cherry pie filling, about one chunk.

[1 serve]


a handful of bacon bits

These are small, dried bits of bacon. They might not be the freshest anymore, but they've still got some flavour to them.

[5 serves]


a stalk of rhubarb

This is a long pink stalk of rhubarb.

[? serves]


a jar of strawberry jam

This is a glass jar. There is a label on the front depicting strawberries and the word 'Strawberry Jam' below it. The jar is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh

[1 serve]


a can of tomatoes

This is a small can of tomatoes. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[2 serves]


a potato

This looks like a potato, complete with light brown skin and cute little bumps and knobs.

[4 serves]


a carrot

This is a standard orange carrot, with a long tapered edible root.

[3 serves]


a box of dry dog food

This is a a small box of dry dog food. The box is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


a package of M&Ms

This is a small package of M&Ms - it has a red anthromorphised M&M on the front leaning against a pile of regular M&Ms. The package is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[4 serves]


a bag of peanuts

This is a small bag of peanuts. The bag is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh. Delicious salted and roasted peanuts. It's enough to make your mouth water.

[? serves]


a jar of peanut butter

This a plastic jar of creamy peanut butter. The jar is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[1 serve]


a can of sardines

This a a small can of canned sardines in a brine. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[3 serves]


a can of wet cat food

This is a can of wet cat food. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


a can of borscht

This is a can of borscht, a hearty stew made from beets and onions. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


an aluminium can [trypsi cola, open]

This is a can of a thin, light metal. It has a ringpull on the top, designed to allow access to the delicious contents within. On the tin is printed a design of an occult eye. The aluminium can contains around four mouthfuls of trypsi cola. It is open.

[4 serves]


a box of cereal puffs

This is a box of sugared cereal puffs. An elephant in a bowler hat is on the front of the box, encouraging you to 'Tusk In!'. The box is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[8 serves]


a can of tomato sauce

This is some tomato sauce. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[2 serves]


a bottle of salt

This is a small plastic bottle of salt.

[? serves]


a box of cereal flakes

This is a box of generic cereal flakes, perfect for a generic breakfast in the generic darkness of the apocalypse. The box is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[6 serves]


a can of tuna

This is a small can of tuna. It has a picture of a happy-looking tuna swimming towards a net. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


a box of dry cat food

This is a box of dry cat food. The box is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


a can of soup broth

This is is a can of soup broth. The label shows a man with a hearty grin on his face standing in front of a boiling pot. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


a star bar

This is a Star Bar - a bar of chocolate and caramel that was very popular in pre-infection times. They're not being produced any more, so you'd best savour it if you want to eat it.

[3 serves]


a can of wet dog food

This is a can of chunky wet dog food. It has a label with the face of a Yorkshire Terrier smiling. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh

[3 serves]


an aluminium can [cocomo cola, open:]

This is a can of a thin, light metal. It has a ringpull on the top, designed to allow access to the delicious contents within. On the tin is printed a design of six dancing women. The aluminium can contains around four mouthfuls of cocomo cola. It is open.

[4 serves]


an egg

This is an egg! Who knows how long it's been lying around, but it's such a rare thing that even now it still has its uses. Probably best not to eat it though unless you enjoy a bout of food poisoning.

[1 serve] [didn't poison me?]


a box of crackers

This is a box of salted cracker. The box is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


a tin of spam

This is a tin of soft pink meat product is affectionately known as Spam. Several types of animals go into the making of it, and about a cup of salt. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[3 serves]


some chocolate chips

This is a small bag of chocolate chips used in baking. The bag is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


a corn on the cob

This is a long ear of corn, complete with green leaves forming a coccoon around the tender golden kernels within.

[? serves]


a can of smoked oysters

This a can of smoked oysters, containing about one mouthful. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


a red apple

This is a large apple, its dark red skin glistening with health.

[? serves]


a raspberry

This a a small pile of small, soft, and ripe raspberry. It contains about one mouthful.

[1 serve]


a can of chicken

This is a can of chunky canned chicken. It's chicken in a light chicken-based sauce. Guaranted to be at least 40% chicken with a maximum of 10% horse hoof. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[3 serves?]


a can of pears

This is can of pears. It is pears within a sweet syrup. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[? serves]


refried beans

This is a a small pile of refried beans, containing about one mouthful.

[1 serve]


a yellow onion

This is a yellow onion. It probably wouldn't be terribly good on its own, but you could probably use it in cooking

[? serves]


an aluminium can [barry's red cola, open]

This is a can of a thin, light metal. It has a ringpull on the top, designed to allow access to the delicious contents within. On the tin is printed a design of a hooved falcon. The aluminium can contains around four mouthfuls of barry's red cola. It is open.

[4 serves]


a pear

This a ripe green pear.

[? serves]


a can of peaches

This is can of peaches. It is peaches within a sweet syrup. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[4 serves]


a chocolate bar

This is a standard bar of chocolate.

[4 serves]


a can of condensed milk

This is a can of condensed milk. There is a picture of a Scottish highlander on the front. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[4 serves]


a packet of brown sauce

This is a packet of brown sauce.

[2 serves]


a handful of blueberries

These are some juicy blueberries, each with a lovely deep blue hue and just the slightest tinge of purple.

[4 serves]


bag of walnuts

This is a a small bag of round walnuts. They look remarkably like a brain, except it's not soft, gooey, or oozing fluids.

[1 serve]


a can of beef chili

This is a can of beef chili. It's a thick, meaty stew spiced with chili. It is both hearty and tasty, and fortifying against the elements. The can is closed, ensuring its contents remain, as far as is possible, fresh.

[3 serves?]


a handful of cherries

This is a handful of lush red cherry.

[3 serves]


a rhubarb pie

This is a rhubarb pie, sour plants mixed with sugar to make a sweet filling.

[2 serves]


I don't know how to evaluate whether something is disgusting or juicy or something - I'm assuming that's contained in the description?

When further samples of each sort are found, I'll record the number of hunger points each serve fills.