Epitaph Christmas Songs

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Epitaph Christmas Songs

Postby drakkos » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:20 pm

When we moved from the old blog to the new one, these went missing. Since this is one of our few traditions, I wanted to make sure these were kept where people could find them.

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Re: Epitaph Christmas Songs

Postby drakkos » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:20 pm

To the tune of Winter Wonderland

Zombies moan, are you listening?
In the street, the gore is glistening.
We're hiding tonight, Without any light,
Cowering in a winter zombieland,

Gone away is the old world,
Here to stay, is a new world.
In these streets full of death,
We cherish each breath.
Surviving in a winter zombieland,

In the morning we can hunt for water,
Just stay out of sight and out of sound,
They'll be waiting, hungry for a slaughter.
But we'll be fine as long as we're not found.

Later on, we'll remember,
Of a time, when in December,
We'd no need to hide, from zombies outside,
Now there's no more winter wonderland,

In the morning, we can search for ammo,
There's bound to be a cache we haven't found,
And when we get it, then it's our turn: BLAMMO!
We'll take a bastard down with every round.

When they come, Ain't it thrillin',
Though it's true, your blood is chillin',
I'll ready my gun, there's no need to run,
Blasting through this winter zombieland.

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Re: Epitaph Christmas Songs

Postby drakkos » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:21 pm

To the tune of Merry Christmas:

Rat flesh roasting on an open fire.
Frostbite gnawing at your toes.
Former friends being burned on a pyre,
And the darkness full of deadly foes,

Everybody knows a blanket and a hiding hole,
Helps you make it through the night.
Hungry ghouls, with their eyes dead as coal,
Can smell your anguish and your fright.

They know that dinner is upon its way,
No matter how many of them you slay,
And every living child is going to cry,
As the Christmas season rolls on by.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To those survivors holding true,
Though it's been said many times, many ways,
A wary Christmas, to you.

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Re: Epitaph Christmas Songs

Postby drakkos » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:52 am

(To the tune of 'Merry Christmas Everybody' by Slade)

Are you checking out the thickness of the walls?
It's the time to check the traps set in the halls.
Did you check the doors and windows?
Are you sure they're gonna hold?
Are there blankets there to keep you from the cold?

So here it is, SCARY CHRISTMAS,
Everybody's on the run.
Look to the future now.
It's only just begun. :-(

Are you waiting for the zombies to arrive?
Are you sure you'll make it through the night alive?
Do your nagging doubts all tell you,
That there's no point trying to hide?
But you know you're gonna try your luck inside?

SO HERE IT IS SCARY CHRISTMAS
Everybody's on the run.
Look to the future now,
It's only just begun. :-(

What will your bowels do when you see the blood dripping from their jaws?
Ah ha

Are you checking out the thickness of the wall?
Are you hoping that your barricades won't fall?
Do you peek from out the window,
With binoculars in hand?
As the zombies stretch away across the land?

So here it is, SCARY CHRISTMAS
Everybody's on the run.
Look to the future now.
It's only just begAAAAAaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaa

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Drakkos

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Re: Epitaph Christmas Songs

Postby drakkos » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:17 pm

Baby I'll Die Inside
(To the tune of Baby It's Cold Outside)

We really can't stay
(But baby, we'll die outside)
The dead won't go away.
(But baby, we'll die outside)

They've been trying to get in
(We really can't win)
All the damn day
(I'll hold them off, and let you away)

They look like they're starting to hurry
(I wouldn't make it, there's no need to worry)
Those things are now beating at the door
(My leg's broken and you know the score)

So really we'd better get going
(I'm reaping what we've been sowing)
I can't really wait here for long
(Go now while I'm still feeling strong)

I know what you think
(But baby it's bad out there)
I'll be dead before I can blink
(But baby it's mad out there)

I wish I knew how
(You'd better get going now)
To both get away
(It's you or it's me, it's been that kind of day)

I ought to say no, we'll both have to go.
(But you know that's suicide)
At least you know how hard I'll cry.
(We both know one has to die)

I really can't stay.
(Baby, don't say a word)
Aw, but you'll die inside.
(Aw, but I'll die inside)

I simply must go.
(But baby, I'm dying inside)
I'll miss you, I know.
(But baby, I'm dying inside)

This stronghold has been
(The door's giving in)
Our last goodbye.
(I'll look at the stars before I die)

I know it'll look suspicious
(They'll know that it's not malicious)
With you standing guard at the door
(I'll be lying bleeding on the floor)

The dead outside are loud and vicious
(And I'm sure I'll look quite delicious)
I really can't wait any more
(Never seen such a horde before)

I've got to get out
(Baby, you be careful out there)
I'll leave you my shells.
(Baby they're riled up out there)

You're a hero it's true
(It's the best that I can do)
But now I see.
(I'll be glad to know that you're safe and free)

There's bound to be hurt tomorrow
(But for me, there's an end to sorrow)
I'll always hope that you survived.
(Or at least you'll know the wau that I died)

I really can't stay.
(It's time you were gone)
Aw, but you'll die outside.
(Aw, but I'll die inside)

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Re: Epitaph Christmas Songs

Postby drakkos » Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:36 pm

To the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town':

You better watch out, you better not cry,
Don’t make a sound, I’m telling you why, zombie hordes are coming to town.
Check all the doors, best check them twice,
keep yourself quiet, quiet as mice, zombie hordes are coming to town.

They hear you when your sleeping , they hear when you’re awake
They can track you from a mile away, from any sound that you make, oh.
you better watch out, you better not cry,
They’ll know if you do, I’m telling you guys, zombie hordes are coming to town.

A creak of a door, a clearing of throat,
they’ll get your scent and that’s all that she wrote
zombie hordes are coming to town
No gifts for the kids, no excited noise,
They’ll devour us all, even good girls and boys
zombie hordes are coming to town.

This time was once so happy – full of Christmas cheer!
Now we can’t make a happy sound, ’cause they’ll know that we are here. But now…
There’s no need for silence, best have a good cry.
I love you my family, but it’s time for goodbye.
zombie hordes are breaking our door down.


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