(To the tune of ‘Merry Christmas Everybody’ by Slade)

Are you checking out the thickness of the walls?
It’s the time to check the traps set in the halls.
Did you check the doors and windows?
Are you sure they’re gonna hold?
Are there blankets there to keep you from the cold?

So here it is, SCARY CHRISTMAS,
Everybody’s on the run.
Look to the future now.
It’s only just begun. :-(

Are you waiting for the zombies to arrive?
Are you sure you’ll make it through the night alive?
Do your nagging doubts all tell you,
That there’s no point trying to hide?
But you know you’re gonna try your luck inside?

SO HERE IT IS SCARY CHRISTMAS
Everybody’s on the run.
Look to the future now,
It’s only just begun. :-(

What will your bowels do when you see the blood dripping from their jaws?
Ah ha

Are you checking out the thickness of the wall?
Are you hoping that your barricades won’t fall?
Do you peek from out the window,
With binoculars in hand?
As the zombies stretch away across the land?

So here it is, SCARY CHRISTMAS
Everybody’s on the run.
Look to the future now.
It’s only just begAAAAAaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaa

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Drakkos